TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) – A group of Santa impersonators are on the naughty list of Arizona law enforcement officials.

A YouTube video posted Monday shows four people dressed as Kris Kringle, white beards and red hats included, covering three speed and red light enforcement cameras in Tempe.

Two are covered with boxes – one decorated with Christmas wrap – and the third is blocked with what appears to be a red sheet. The Jackson 5’s “Santa Claus is coming to town” plays during the more than two-minute video.

At the end is a message that reads: “Ho Ho Ho! Death to the surveillance state! Free movement for all people!”

The group that posted the video also wrote “lumps of coal to all of those who make it their business to watch and control.”

Thank you Santa.


Police in Finland believe they have caught a car thief from a DNA sample taken from a mosquito they noticed inside an abandoned vehicle.

Finding the car in Seinaejoki, north of Helsinki, police saw that the mosquito had recently sucked blood and decided to send the insect for analysis. The DNA found from laboratory tests matched a man on the police register.

The suspect denies stealing the car and says he was just hitch-hiking a lift with a man.

Sakari Palomaeki, the police inspector in charge of the case, said it was the first time Finnish police had used an insect to solve a crime.

“It is not easy to find a small mosquito in a car, this just shows how thorough the crime scene investigation was,” he added.

Now, I wonder if the mosquito in the case belongs to Dexter?


  • Microsoft does yet another reprieve for XP. What?
  • 2009 predictions coming in. Will it be the Year of the Android Phone? Will it be the year of Blu-ray? Will it be the year of the Nano iPhone?
  • VHS officially abandoned. Oh no.
  • The RIAA giving up on suing people to death.
  • Intel rolls out SSD drive.
  • Spore to be re-issued without protection.
  • Jan. 15th predicted to be the day MSFT does its layoffs.
  • My comments on cloud computing.

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TG Daily – Maiden flight of Burt Rutan’s WhiteKnightTwo at Mojave

Mojave (CA) – Following low-speed maneuvers earlier this month at the Mojave air and spaceport yesterday, Burt Rutan’s next generation privately funded spaceship, called SpaceShipTwo, has been brought one step closer to reality. It’s mother ship, called WhiteKnightTwo, which will carry SpaceShipTwo, took off yesterday with her maiden flight.

The sub-orbital aircraft has four Pratt and Whitney engines. During earlier testing, only two engines were fired. However, following slow ramp-ups to higher speeds and a nose-lift the day before, yesterday the aircraft took to the air.


Thanks Mister Justin.


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No good deed goes unpunished, or so goes the saying. Such was the case with Lisa Torti, who is being sued for pulling a now-paralyzed friend from the wreckage of a Los Angeles car accident in 2004. The victim’s lawyers claim the Good Samaritan bumbled the rescue and caused injury by yanking her friend “like a rag doll” to safety.

But Torti — now a 30-year-old interior designer from Las Vegas — said she thought she had seen smoke and feared the car would explode. She claims she was only trying to help her friend, Alexandra Van Horn, and her own life has been adversely affected by the incident.

“I know [Van Horn] has a lot of financial issues and her life has changed,” she said. “But it’s not my fault. I can’t be angry at her, only the path she has chosen to take. I can only pray it helps her.” “I don’t have any more fight left,” Torti told ABCNews.com, choking back tears. “It’s really emotional.” The California Supreme Court ruled this week that Van Horn may sue Torti for allegedly causing her friend’s paralysis. The case — the first of its kind — challenges the state’s liability shield law that protects people who give emergency assistance.

The court ruled 4-3 that only those administering medical care have legal immunity, but not those like Torti, who merely take rescue action. The justices said that the perceived danger to Van Horn in the wrecked car was not “medical.”

Tough call. Now you know why many people are disinclined to help others.


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You could already be a winner — if you weren’t going to jail.

That’s the bad news 61 fugitives got after being lured to a suburban hotel with news they had won a $1,000 gift card and the chance to take home a big-screen TV. Earlier this month, people wanted on outstanding warrants got a letter in the mail from “Shoptastic Solutions” — Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart’s fictitious marketing outfit — promising prizes and no gimmicks.

All they had to do was check the enclosed scratch-off ticket to see if they had won — which, of course, they all did. The “winners” were told to call in their shopper number — which actually was their warrant number — to schedule an appointment to complete a shopping survey and pick up their prize. At a hotel near Midway Airport, an undercover officer in a funny hat shot off streamers as the winners walked in. While they filled out the survey, sheriff’s police — hiding in closets — popped out with zip-tie handcuffs and the big surprise.

Dart said he got a kick out of the bust.

“We tried to tap in to the Christmas spirit and throw a big dose of the Grinch on top of it,” Dart said. “The Grinch definitely struck here, and the Grinch had a lot of fun. The Grinch will return, probably in a different way.” The sheriff said most of the bad guys and girls got a good laugh at the clever bust, too. “One guy in particular came up to me and told me this was the best one ever. I got the impression this wasn’t his first time,” Dart said. The 61 offenders arrested were wanted on crimes ranging from aggravated driving under the influence to failing to pay child support.

Now that’s just deceitful!


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The newly unearthed diaries of a colourful assassin for the wartime Office of Strategic Services (OSS), the forerunner of the CIA, reveal that American spy chiefs wanted Patton dead because he was threatening to expose allied collusion with the Russians that cost American lives. The death of General Patton in December 1945, is one of the enduring mysteries of the war era. Although he had suffered serious injuries in a car crash in Manheim, he was thought to be recovering and was on the verge of flying home. But after a decade-long investigation, military historian Robert Wilcox claims that OSS head General “Wild Bill” Donovan ordered a highly decorated marksman called Douglas Bazata to silence Patton, who gloried in the nickname “Old Blood and Guts”.

His book, “Target Patton”, contains interviews with Mr Bazata, who died in 1999, and extracts from his diaries, detailing how he staged the car crash by getting a troop truck to plough into Patton’s Cadillac and then shot the general with a low-velocity projectile, which broke his neck while his fellow passengers escaped without a scratch. Mr Bazata also suggested that when Patton began to recover from his injuries, US officials turned a blind eye as agents of the NKVD, the forerunner of the KGB, poisoned the general. Mr Wilcox told The Sunday Telegraph that when he spoke to Mr Bazata: “He was struggling with himself, all these killings he had done. He confessed to me that he had caused the accident, that he was ordered to do so by Wild Bill Donovan.

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Elizabeth Warren, head of TARP Oversight for Congress

It’s something any bank would demand to know before handing out a loan: Where’s the money going? But after receiving billions in aid from U.S. taxpayers, the nation’s largest banks say they can’t track exactly how they’re spending the money or they simply refuse to discuss it.

“We’ve lent some of it. We’ve not lent some of it. We’ve not given any accounting of, ‘Here’s how we’re doing it,'” said Thomas Kelly, a spokesman for JPMorgan Chase, which received $25 billion in emergency bailout money. “We have not disclosed that to the public. We’re declining to.”

The Associated Press contacted 21 banks that received at least $1 billion in government money and asked four questions: How much has been spent? What was it spent on? How much is being held in savings, and what’s the plan for the rest?

None of the banks provided specific answers.

“We’re not providing dollar-in, dollar-out tracking,” said Barry Koling, a spokesman for Atlanta, Ga.-based SunTrust Banks Inc., which got $3.5 billion in taxpayer dollars.

Some banks said they simply didn’t know where the money was going.

The FDIC maintains a list of who got how much. There were/are deadlines. Implicit in the process is that if you don’t take the money – and you get in trouble later on – you missed your sole opportunity for assistance. If you didn’t take the money, it can be implied you’re beyond help – you refused to cooperate with the government and the program.

Some federal banking regulations require non-cooperation with oversight and public questioning. Banks aren’t even allowed to say if there is a regulation forbidding them to discuss a specific topic!


There just ain’t nothin’ that says ‘American Christmas’ more than combining tinsel and fake snow with blowing crap up.


Next week: How to walk AND talk at the same time.

Speed device police trained to climb 3ft up ladders

Police officers have been sent on courses on how to climb 3ft up a ladder to install anti-speeding devices.

Forty-five Lancashire police employees have gone on the two-hour health and safety seminars to teach them how to hang smiley-face speed indicator signs (Spids) on posts by the roadside.

Workers had been erecting the portable signs for months without ladder training until health and safety bosses stepped in.

Staff were then banned from moving the signs between locations until they had special training – leaving devices, which cost up to £3,500, dormant across the county for four months.



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08.12.20 Saturday – Episode #62


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This Episode’s Show Notes by KD (Bubba) Martin:

  • From Gitmo Nation East and West, it’s No Agenda! Adam leads off with the #1 rock group of the lowlands from Patricias’s TV show.
  • John brings up an old column, “Liars, cheaters and thieves” in response to Adam’s rowdy kids. Follow the logic – this leads to riots?
  • Adam has some fun with airport security. John counters with 2 good books – Sinclair Lewis’ “It Can’t Happen Here” and (author unknown) “Life And Death In Shanghai”
  • Let’s discuss equating Obama with Hitler and the President’s creative bookeeping. How does Wall Street fit in?
  • Adam brings up the undersea cables that were cut last week. 14 countries lose international internet access.
  • John discusses the controversies surrounding Obama’s selection of cabinet and inauguration personnel. More on Obama and Hitler.
  • Is the military involved in “illegal” DUI checkpoints? This is disturbing.
  • Looks like the Earth’s magnetic field is flipping. Oh, no, it’s the 2012 end of the Earth doom and gloom!
  • What is all this mess about a digeredoo and barren women? Watch out, Nicole Kidman. Not bagpipes!
  • One word – Tamiflu.
  • Let’s look at the Reuters News internet pages. Hmmmm… More junk that’s not news. Where’s the real news?
  • Why bother travelling when the Pound is equal to the Euro? Don’t come to London, there’s nothing to see.
  • We don’t want an educated public. Don’t bother wasting the 10,000 hours.
  • It’s time for a new world order. Good, since no one knows the name of the Secretary of State.
  • Will OPEC jack the oil prices up again? We’ll see what Obama can do about it. Har!
  • Don’t miss the Federal Government employment internet / radio advertisement!
  • “The Greatest Depression” – look for it soon in an interest rate near you. Here it comes, listen to John’s scenarios.

Queue the closing credits — We hope you enjoy the show!

No Agenda

Running time: approx. 101 mins.


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This city played host Sunday to a Christmas celebration for its gay community that featured a Nativity tableau with a man in drag playing the part of Mary.

Frank van Dalen, chairman of the advocacy group Pro Gay that organized the event, known as Pink Christmas, said that it sought to raise Amsterdam’s profile as a capital for gays.

Van Dalen said the event cost €15,000, or $20,800, and that it had been sponsored by the City Council. He added that he hoped it would become a regular attraction, as is the gay pride parade that brings tens of thousands of visitors to Amsterdam each year…

A man who performs under the name of Wendy Mills wore a blonde wig and high-heel black boots Sunday to play the part of Mary, while the actor playing Joseph wore black leather trunks and a silver shawl. The five-person manger scene was staged in the courtyard of a nightclub and visitors were invited to be photographed with the group.

Since Christmas is in essence a commercial holiday, it makes great sense for commercial centers to build upon that premise and expand the market.

Just a shame everyone gets to have fun except the folks who invented the holiday.


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You’re out at a holiday party and down a couple of beers throughout the evening. While you feel fine, should you risk driving home in case you’re pulled over? A new accessory for the iPod or iPhone was designed to help you make this decision before climbing behind the wheel. David Steele Enterprises’ aptly-named iBreath ($79) accessory lets iPod or iPhone users test their own blood alcohol content. Yes, we thought this was a joke too, but apparently not. Simply connect this accessory to the bottom of the iPod or iPhone (all current models supported except iPod Shuffle), fold out the “blow wand” and exhale for a minimum of five seconds. Two seconds later, your blood alcohol level will be displayed on the LCD screen to advise you whether or not you’re ok to drive. If you blow over, a built-in timer can be set (from 1 minute to 8 hours) to remind users to take the test again.

The company is positioning it as a safety device. The iBreath measures your Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) range within 0.000 – 0.100 percent. Still,The LA Times tech blog says the group Mothers Against Drunk Driving worries that kids might use it to play drinking games. The iBreath iPod Breathalyzer, which doesn’t require any batteries, also doubles as an FM transmitter, to wirelessly beam your music to an unused spot on the FM dial (such as on a car stereo) in order to hear your tunes through speakers instead of wearing earbuds.

Of course this wont stop anyone from driving drunk, and the FM transmitter is useful.


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MANSFIELD — A school bus driver accused of brandishing a knife and threatening three sixth-graders with cutting their wrists for leaving cookie crumbs on a seat has been arrested. William Allen, 66, was taken into custody Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Mansfield school district police confiscated a pocket knife with a 2-inch blade from Allen. He was placed on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of an investigation, said Terry Morawski, a Mansfield school district spokesman.

Two of the three students told their parents that Allen took them out of the bus Wednesday at Mary Orr Intermediate School. They said he threatened to cut their wrists with the knife if they didn’t admit to eating Oreo cookies and leaving crumbs behind, according to police reports. Allen has been released from the Tarrant County Jail. Online jail records did not show if he had an attorney. Attempts to reach him at home were not immediately successful Saturday night. Two of the parents say district officials told them Allen was a good employee and referred to the incident as similar to a “grandfather joking about cutting your ears off if you don’t knock it off,” the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported Saturday.

“Had the roles been reversed, my daughter would have been taken into custody right away,” said Kendra Hill-Foreman. “I don’t care how good of an employee he is, he traumatized those girls.”


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