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I’ll start it off. In Adam Curry’s most annoying voice:
“Hi Kids, I’m Freddy the Furry Ballsack”
I’m at a loss.
“Have you seen the rest of my ‘nose’?”
Chris Christie? Is that you?
Introducing Saksy! The Obamacare awareness mascot.
Ren and Stimpy?? What are you guys doing in that Saksy suit?
{unzipping Ren and Stimpy suits} “shhh! It’s us.”
Beloved continent-wide, Mr. Balls holds a fundraiser for himself on World Food Day to fight Monsanto which has sued him for violating Monsanto BT Fuckup-Ready Talking Mountain-Oyster patents.
A survivor of testicular cancer treatment provided under Obamacare.
“Maybe we should have just stayed with Lance Armstrong”
“HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT Begins New Campaign”
“Future Obama Library Unveils it’s New Mascot”
“Sponge Bob Square Pants morphs into CANCER COCK!”
“Doctor Dick says: Obamacare is Good for You”
“See what Masturbating too much will do, little BOY?”
“You’re NOT fooling anyone! That’s NOT a POTATO!”
…
“Who was that? Ted TURDER?!”
It takes real stones to wear a costume like that..
or..
“Grab him by the short hairs, son!”
C’mon kid, give me some tongue.
“Damn, the petting zoo sure has changed since that PETA lawsuit.”
+
Why is that a ‘+’ ??
Is it because that is a vote of confidence and solidarity that the change post i-like-turtles-guy is a good thing?
or
Is it simply a vote of reaffirmation of the obviously true {I’m not very good with sarcasm. Sorry.}?
“I’m Tony the Teabagger ! Join our cause ! “
No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
Shake his hand and he turns and coughs.
Whew, I thought it was a selfie of Dallas for a moment.
It WAS!
Big balls ‘n Baby teeth.
“…In other news, The Hair Club for Men rolled out their new mascot today…”
You only mock it because it’s black.
You ain’t seen nothin’ kid. Watch what happens when your old man tells me lie!
Wish my nut sac was that small.
PedoBear’s Halloween costume.
It’s Dvorak…
I’m at a loss but I will say that gal has a pretty shit-eatin’ grin.
I stand in awe of the Brazilians. It would be fascinating to see a U.S. group try this.
Some decades ago, a good friend had a testicular cancer scare. He was determined to, in his words, “eat his gun” if tests were positive. Luckily, he and both his “Senhor Testiculos” are retired somewhere in view of a lake. But if there had been a little more openness about how to cope with such a diagnosis, he might not have felt the necessity of considering such a drastic remedy.
Long life to you, Chief!
I think we’re still too stuck in the Victorian era here to know how to handle this. We’re baffled but the Brazilians seem to get it.
Here it would probably considered a form of sexual harassment, bullying, or pedophilia by the Liberals.
Native Americans, would you like to see my scrotum pole?
Splunge?