And you’re telling me this was LAST night? Really?

Is there nothing our women won’t do for us? Seems that no matter how many orgasms you give them, if might not be enough if their emotional needs are not met during sex. Since it’s Valentines day (wasn’t there a massacre sometime in history that gave us this name?) I’m posting this in the interest of all those with female partners. Don’t try so hard. They’ll just push the task down the list.

“Whereas men, if they have trouble with sex, it’s a crisis. They run to the doctor and say ‘I need something for this.’ Women don’t do that. They just sort of stuff it down and push it further down on the list,” Clayton said.

What is mediocre sex? “It tends to be this feeling that they’re not satisfied and a lot of times that’s on an emotional level. They might have had an orgasm. But many women don’t feel like [an orgasm is] the end-all, be-all every time they have sex,” Clayton explained.

Now that it’s cleared up we can go back to groping for them in the dark (or kitchen for that matter) and finish up before they have a chance to think about the housework that needs doing. Of course, if you really want to please them, I guess you have to cuddle. Or something like that.



  1. Mac Guy says:

    I’ll be sure to run this by my girlfriend tonight.

  2. Jim says:

    I’ll be sure to run this by your girlfriend tonight.

  3. Mister Justin says:

    1, 2.

    No need to fight. She’ll settle for mediocre sex from BOTH of you…

  4. James Hill says:

    Or, #1 and #2 can just have sex with #3.

    Welcome to Dvorak Uncensored.

  5. rctaylor says:

    Wasn’t there a song about not having sky rockets every night? I like that Bernie Mac routines were he tells his wife he’s over forty now. She’s got five minutes, then he’s finishing and going to sleep.

  6. Anonymous Coward says:

    My definition of eternity – after I come and when she leaves.

  7. Mister Justin says:

    Thanks James

    Of course, if you were man enough, you’d offer to help all three of us…

  8. bill says:

    That’s what they get for faking it…

  9. TJGeezer says:

    “Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.” I don’t know who said that but you can bet it was a female.

  10. Sounds The Alarm says:

    Perhaps of woman all looked like the one in the pic they’d all have the best 3.5 min of their lives!

  11. Angel H. Wong says:

    #9

    Why do women fake their orgasms? Because they think men care about it.

  12. Angel H. Wong says:

    Gay sex is da bomb baby! You the orgasms without the BS.

  13. JimS says:

    They might settle for mediocre sex from there husbands and live-ins.

    Hell, those fellows think, “size doesn’t matter,” and not to worry because “it happens to every guy”.

    It amazes me that there isn’t more female lawyers and politicians.
    😉


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