Man gets breakfast tattoo on head
A man has had a tattoo of a full breakfast created on his head after a plea for a volunteer.
It took tattoo artist Blane Dickinson, 32, from Penmaenmawr, Conwy, six hours to complete the bacon, eggs, sausages, beans and even cutlery.
Volunteer Dayne Gilbey, 19, from Coventry, said he wanted to take part in something different.
Mr Dickinson said he next wanted to find someone willing to have their face tattooed on the back of their head.
Mr Gilbey, who already has four tattoos, said: “My friends and family keep asking me why I’m doing this.
“For me it’s just something different which has never been done before.
“My mum is really unhappy about it and threatened to throw me out but I don’t think she’ll go through with it.”
He volunteered for the tattooing, which took place at The Albion pub in Conwy.
Added Mr Dickinson: “I first had this idea four years ago so I’m glad to have finally found someone brave, or perhaps unhinged, enough to do it.
“I’m not charging Dayne but this tattoo would normally cost around £350 and must definitely be the most expensive breakfast he’s ever had.”
I wouldn’t mind having my face on the back of my head. Especially not if it’s for free.
And, if you get sick of it you can always grow some hair. The breakfast tattoo is more dangerous, since you may very well get bald in that area very soon.
Call me old fashioned but tattoos are really stupid. We’re supposed to move on from tribal markings and territorial pissing. Apparently not.
#2, Dave,
My sentiments exactly. All tattoos will bleed into the surrounding tissue making the “entire work of art” just a blur in a few years.
You don’t need to be stupid to get a tattoo. But it makes the justification a hell of a lot easier.
2. “Call me old fashioned but tattoos are really stupid.”
Gee, considering that tattoos have been around nearly as long as humans have, you must be REAL old to remember a time before they existed.
My two favorite tattoos. A guy was tattooed all over his face, arms, legs, and body. Across his forehead was tattooed: “Yes it hurt!”
A friend of mine got a washer and dry tattooed on his arm with the words, “Live to wash, Wash to live.”
Cut to scene 60 years from now, in front of a warm fireplace, granddad tells the tales to his rapt grandchildren..
“And that there, is the salt shaker…”
Having a sense of humor I would have tatooed a big pile of crap on top of this shit head.
#4 Tattoos are presently in resurgence, hitherto the “objets d’art” of squaddies (“Mother” tatooed to the bicep area, etc) and society’s outliers. Now this guys treats to a picture of him taking a dump (it was not really about the tatoo, don’t you know).
The comedian Alexei Sayle said on the Young One that he “WAR” tattoed on this hand (shows fist) and “PEACE” tatooed on this hand. He adds, “And I’ve got the ‘Brothers Kazamarov’ tatooed down me spine”. Har har har.
#4, I remember my first mother-in-law having some numbers tattooed on the inside of her forearm. Since that time I have never been able to see anything artistic or funny about tattoos.
All my kids and even my wife have at least one tattoo. Despite that, I really don’t understand the urge to have pictures permanently marked on one’s body.
Especially the breakfast special. Suppose the guy later decides he likes bacon better than the sausage links…
A guy was tattooed all over his face, arms, legs, and body.
Across his forehead was tattooed: “Yes it hurt!”Sounds kinda like The Scary Guy (and that IS his legal name). He’s as tattooed as Bradbury’s Illustrated Man, and is heavily into opposing bullying.
Personally, I don’t like either tattooing or piercing. I have Enough problems with my body without pushing it.
J/P=?
This idiot needs to hook up with the idiot who changed his name after his team lost the Stupid Bowl. Make a good pair, and they cant procreate.
On the level of dumb tattoos (of which there are many) this isn’t that high really. Tattoos can looks nice.
However this tattoo isn’t even well done! It looks like a kindergarden felt-pen drawing.
Fusion, I guess humor is relative.
I saw nothing funny in the topic or most of the comments awhile back about Castro requiring colon surgery and the need for an external appliance.
In my younger days I would occasionally think about getting a tattoo, but by then I was usually too drunk to crawl to a tattoo parlor.
i have seen lots of tattoos, a lot i think has been tasteful but this takes the cake i think it’s ugly it is not very well done at all. i can draw better then this guy did. he needs more art classes.