1. orchidcup says:

    When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my fondest memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you, Princess.

  2. old says:

    Those are my bike keys you feel. Just kidding…

  3. down by the river says:

    “Yes, I have chrome on my trailer hitch. Why do you ask?

  4. BodyOdor says:

    “You wanna tell him or should I?”

    …nothing but DUDES!

  5. BodyOdor says:

    As pastor John was trying to make friends with Pat the transvestite…

    Pat’s friends couldn’t understand what caused the good Pastor to all of a sudden turn homosexual.

  6. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    The Audacity of Hope.

  7. Fred says:

    “Your fat is super-sexy to a super-VP. Wubba wubba wubba..”

  8. Dave10101 says:

    Be as snarky as you may Biden just picked up the Biker Mom vote..

  9. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    When she’s “Pulling the Train” it’s good to be the engineer.

  10. orchidcup says:

    Well, here I am, creampuff. What were your other two wishes?

  11. orchidcup says:

    Those two guys are Secret Service agents. They know how to keep a secret. Know what I mean, jellybean?

  12. orchidcup says:

    These guys told me you can suck start a Harley, honeybuns.

  13. Prairie says:

    One heart beat away from the presidency
    …one split second from getting an asswhoopin….

    for the full story, go here:
    http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/

  14. Bob says:

    How about some government stimulation?

  15. Bob73 says:

    “I guess they’re right …. this guy really IS that stupid”


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