What if they had been issued sporks

Does a fork or dinner knife pose an unacceptable danger to President Barack Obama? One wouldn’t think so, given the hundreds of lunches and dinners he’s attended ranging from state dinners to political fundraisers to run-of-the-mill stops on the rubber-chicken circuit. However, at one such lunch Friday afternoon, guests heard an unusual announcement that they needed to hand over their silverware for security reasons.

“It’s very important that you use your utensils as soon as possible,” National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials board member Raquel Regalado told about 1000 delegates at the group’s annual conference.



  1. Richard says:

    On the surface, it looks like Obama is afraid of Latinos.

    • Ah_Yea says:

      I don’t get why the Latinos put up with this. It’s a HUGE insult!

      Did you see the knifes and forks being taken away at the last Hollywood Bash??

      (don’t mention this little bit of reasoning to Dallas…)

  2. NewformatSux says:

    Yup. But I think he is right to sense a threat. You don’t need a fork to eat a burrito.

  3. deowll says:

    The chicken was precut. Maybe they should have used chopsticks and spoons?

  4. AdmFubar says:

    i guess there is no forking around with this president..

  5. msbpodcast says:

    I just got a visual of a bunch of fat-asses sitting around a campfire in a stinking fog and shoveling beans off of their plates with spoons into their pie holes. 😉

    Thank you for bringing back the memory of the Toots Orchestra playing a veritable symphony of flatulence from Blazing Saddles.

  6. Dallas says:

    You can never be too vigilant to protect the most powerful and important person on earth.

    Loons like Sara Palin are on the loose pushing gun cross hairs ads placed on the heads of elected officials for the lunatic fringe to carry out the crime. The secret service is wise to err on the side of caution, ESP during an election year.

    • mharry860 says:

      Dallas, what kind of drugs are you doing exactly?

      • Dallas says:

        Ahh, yes. Your contribution looks very similar.

        Again, the important thing to note (and obvious) is you’re unable to argue the truthfulness, integrity nor the facts of my opinion.

        Instead, you divert your response to rhetoric, insult and innuendo. At the end of the day, I win and you’re a loser!

    • NewformatSux says:

      It’s my fault. I reminded him of it when they put Bush’s head on a pike.

      The big question is why only when Latinos are the audience? Were forks taken away at Sarah Jessica’s house? And where were the raffle winners seated? Were they given the best seat in the house as promised?

  7. sargasso_c says:

    He pulls a knife, you pull a fork. That’s the Chicago Way.

  8. alanwench says:

    From the picture of the fork at the head of Obama on the blog I’m sure that poses a threat to the presidency and someone will be receiving a phone call from the secret service.

  9. dadeo says:

    Hum a few bars of, “Fail to the Chief”.

  10. denacron says:

    Animal control should take note of this! For the safety of Obama they need to hunt down and dispatch all sh*t eating dogs too.

    (Dont worry – it would save the lives of all the past but living presidents as well)

  11. Enemy_Of_The_State says:

    Drone me, fork me
    bend me over again

    Take my birthday
    I care no more

    Shame, Grace and Dignity
    Have left the country I loved

  12. dcphill says:

    You wouldn’t want your president to get FORKED do you?

  13. dave m brewer says:

    You over there… yes you… hand over the spork!!! Not so fast with the straw…taze him bro!

  14. jbenson2 says:

    Wow! Uncle Dave posts an article that does not put Obama in a good light.

    The times are really changing!

    • Dallas says:

      Not at all. A good blog site (like this one) needs to throw a bone periodically to sheeple (like you) that have typically weak arguments to anything of importance.

      By placing a ‘fork incident’ and a cartoon of the president with a fork on his head, well…. you get the idea…

      • Thomas says:

        Good little bot…*pats head*. You are one of our last, little deluded one.

  15. This just in: American president murdered by plastic sporks.

  16. John S says:

    Trouble with a Politician is you can never truly believe what they say is coming from their beliefs or just because its what is going to get them votes. Obama to me has always come off as a person who believes the end justifies the lies. He is totally into the power of being President and will do almost anything to stay President.
    I am not saying this is not the norm. I am just saying Obama does appear no more transparent then any other politician.

  17. Ah_Yea says:

    I just read a truly excellent article from the WASHINGTON POST on how f*d’up this Obama administration is, and on how they screwed up the war in Afghanistan.

    It’s am excellent read for anyone with a brain. (Sorry, Dallas).

    http://washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/little-america-infighting-on-obama-team-squandered-chance-for-peace-in-afghanistan/2012/06/24/gJQAbQMB0V_print.html

  18. SchwettyBalls says:

    I don’t think that you can blame either the GOP or Democrats for fearing everyone since almost ALL of the people are polarized. Congrats to both sides for succeeding in doing so.


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