Droool.

FredTime Stories — I ran into this blog entry which essentially outlines a unique form of cheating. But did anyone not expect this sort of revelation. I will now work on finding out who this guy is.

…it was learning the shocking secret of an internet dating company CEO. When you are the CEO of an internet company, you have god-like powers over your web site. You can see everything all your users are doing. Some CEOs use this information to improve their site, or figure out how to make more money. But the dating site CEO we were dining with uses his awesome power to… can you guess? Get dates!

Our CEO dinner guest demigod made this startling revelation: if a really hot woman joins his dating site he uses his powers to keep her to himself. Yes, he confessed, he sometimes blocks their profile from other users. He even admitted to deleting emails from other men before the object of his attention could read them! If you can’t beat ’em, delete ’em!

So, if you’re a woman on a dating site, there may be a reason that the only one emailing you says he is the CEO of an internet company… because that company is the site you’re visiting. And if you’re a guy, you may have more competition than any mere mortal can overcome.



  1. Brian says:

    pure genius… evil genius that is

  2. Paul says:

    Nothing surprising here, the film directors and producers have been doing it with new “starlets” for ages. Does anyone think that the young females appearing in all the new shows are there because of their acting talent? It’s whom you sleep with and how good you are in bed determines your acting career. That’s why have so many “new” faces all the time.

  3. Mac Guy says:

    I’m just waiting for Stewie Griffin from Family Guy to do something like this…

    Victory is mine!

  4. Ned Beatty Jr. says:

    I hope this guy runs across some transexual that gets what I got in Deliverance.

  5. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    Ahhhh –
    Really, it wouldn’t bother me – the kinda guy who would do this? He’s highly unlikely to share my taste in females.

    I’m pretty sure he’s the type to go for flashy, trashy bims – so he can have all the Pam Anderson / Anna Nicole Smith types with room-temperature IQs and store-bought boobs, far as I’m concerned. Shallow mofo like him, unlikely to notice the genuinely fine ones…

  6. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    Considering his character, I suspect he’s got a taste for store-bought boobs and room-temperature IQs. No net loss to anyone.

    #8 –
    “I hope this guy runs across some transexual that gets what I got in Deliverance.”

    Burt Reynolds’ autograph?

  7. Named says:

    6,

    Have you also noticed that starlets are showing up in pairs? Every once in a while I say to the wife “Isn’t that so and so?” only to hear No, it’s someone new.


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