Gravy-wrestling model hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex on her sofa

Sharon Stone had a knife under the bed in Basic Instinct, but who just happens to have a monkey wrench with them under the sofa while having sex? And while we’re at it, I consider myself a man of the world, so, of course, I’ve heard of mud wrestling. But gravy? Do you have to get basted first? What kind of stuffing do they use? Do you start off tossing cranberry sauce at each other? Inquiring minds want to know. On second thought…

BTW, for you nit pickers, the title is the one that linked to the article whose actual title is a little different.