Hey, if Newt “The Whiner” Gingrich can be considered a serious candidate given his dubious accomplishments and dalliances, then why not anyone? After all, she apparently has the bong hit vote. Not that stoners are likely to get off the couch to vote unless there are free bowls of Cheetos at the polls.
Roseanne Barr is serious about her bid for the presidency in 2012. Seriously. No, really. She means it. She’s filled out the paperwork for the Green Party and everything.
Trouble is, third-party candidates usually rely on young voters, as the Christian Science Monitor points out, yet young voters aren’t likely to know who Roseanne Barr is. Or was, as they say in Hollywood. The sitcom that made Roseanne Barr famous ran way back in the 1980s, when young voters hadn’t been born yet.
“If this were someone like Chelsea Handler or even Tina Fey who is very visible right now, then it might be clearer who will pay attention to her bid,” Lara Brown, political science professor at Villanova University, told the Monitor.
Can’t stop wiping the tears out of my eyes…am laughing so hard. No really….I can’t stop laughing. You go girl….bahhhahahhhahhhaaaaha. But if she is elected…not….it would be the first time an actor was president. She really has to stop smoking dope.
Ronald Reagan was an actor.
sez you
So was George W. Bush. He played “The Fool” for years. 😉
Will she sing the national anthem at her own inaugural?
This picture will give me nightmares for weeks…
Ditto: the sick fiend who posted that picture should be tared and feathered or at least have to scrub a thousand toilets.
Just lost breakfast….
Love her! Much better than Noob Gingrich, IMHO.
I can see how strong woman are a threat to many ‘men’ questioning their manhood. Just go buy some Old Spice or something.
Her strategy is that she hopes no one remembers her.
Perfect.
UncDave: I wish you’d quit pussyfooting around with the Republican candidates. You just seem to love them all so much.
See what you get running in elections?
Rick imbeciles with more money, (usually OPM [other people’s money,]) and shamelessness than brains.
Picking names out of a hat and selecting them for one and only one term doesn’t sound so stupid now does it?
So the name was changed from “Dvorak Uncensored” because why, exactly? (Because it gave the impression it contains pictures like this?)
Roseanne Barr is serious about her bid for the presidency in 2012. Seriously. No, really. She means it. She’s filled out the paperwork for the Green Party and everything. //// That doesn’t compute: serious and Green Party.
Lets look it up, just for grins?
Serious: Cloud forming wispy filamentous tufted streaks at high altitude, usually 16,500–45,000 feet
Well–I’ve gotta say she’s not serious at all.
Maybe I should look up filamentous? or tufted?? Roseanne has got to be under tufted, right?
Sounds like more than whatever Rick Perry did.
Her campaign will flame out when the press discovers that she has a Cuban family living in her vagina.
My opinion of the Republican primaries:
http://i.imgur.com/a554f.gif
Yes. The Vatican approved method is fully clothed.
Good find, sister.
These are the sorts of disturbing, un-christian behaviors that Fox refuses to show their viewers.
You guys know you’d bone that like a salmon.
Last year in some interview she already announced it. She was pretty serious about politics. Might be fun at least. When was the last female president again..?
If Roseanne were elected, we still wouldn’t have a female president.
What the hell? Couldn’t be any worse than the current nation killer. All forms of meaningful existence are being annihilated already.
No worries. Rosanne isn’t part of the Goldman Sachs club like Santorum, Romney or Obama. It would take a real miracle for her to become elected. The bankers are clearly even trying to trash Ron Paul already using all their power, while he is the only real candidate for the job.