For some odd reason I’m reminded of that old Stephen Stills song.
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man told a magistrate on Monday. The man, who had been arrested for being intimate with a donkey, admitted the conduct in question but claimed that the donkey had not been a donkey when he met her at a nightclub last Saturday night, but rather a prostitute.
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Well, its nothing I would ever do, but I do question why it should be “illegal” for others to so engage.
Morality is like that. Not enough to lead by example: gotta coerce everyone else as well.
Hoomans are like that.
The girls all get prettier around closing time. This guy must have been falling down drunk.
That “come hither” glance across the crowded bar. Tossing her mane in his direction, eyes averted, flash when they meet. A faint scent of alfalpha. The music, beating, rythmic, shakes his body. As one their eyes meet. He smiles, she neighs, coyly eyes down rise to meet his fixed gaze. The bar man tops his Zambezi with four shots of scotch and a horse sedative “complements of the young lady”. He finishes. The night, has begun.
Now that is serious dirty talking sir. The Zambezi took it over the top.
I acknowledge the Buddha within.
I heard looking at a good looking ass before but come on : P
Hey, we’ve all been in that, err, position/made that mistake, lets not castigate the guy
If your girl has a bit in her mouth and wears a bridle instead of a bridal, you’re either into
• Pony Play bondage,
• Plushies,
• really ugly girls with no self-esteem.
Its sad, just sad…
I lived in Zimbabwe for a couple of years before Mugawbe went insane. I dated several ladies there and I have to say, more than once, I went to sleep with a beautiful woman only to wake up to a braying nightmare.
No donkeys, though.
Damn that voodoo.