Evil, gay food — Uh, I’m sure he’ll be hearing from the Soy Council shortly.
There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular.
Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.
Mr. Anti-Soy
Wow, twice in the same month! World Net Daily is a parody site.
I’ll stick to my all man diet of Steak, Potatoes and scotch….
I have no problem with soy, and often eat things made from it. My only comment is how odd I find the people who insist on making their non-meat products look and taste like meat.
Not so ironically, it’s many of the same people who don’t want to kill animals to make clothing, yet still want their clothes to look like they were (i.e. faux leather and fur).
I laughed so hard that this. Wait, wait, the main ingredient in most vegetable oils and shortenings used in fast-food is SOYBEAN oil. I always knew there was something about Ronald McDonald.
Oh my dear! Should I stop drinking soy milk? LOL
Whether it makes you gay or not soy products are garbage. Eat real food, not processed trash. It’s worked for thousands of years successfully, it’s mostly the modern diet that’s turning us all into either lardballs or frail sissies.
He’s right you know.
The proof is out.
Look at China and it’s many females. It’s no coincidence. It’s the soy.
Wow – that’s even better than the “canola will rot you from the inside out” stuff.
I grew up in Canada eating canola oil and moved to the US to eat soy oil products. I think Mike is starting to look cute. Geeze, there might be something to this after all.
Wheat, corn, rice and soy. Those are the worlds big three crops. Now, one makes you gay!
LOL. I actually thought that was a headline from The Onion. On my god. Thanks for the laugh. I guess the slight downside to this, like The Onion, there’s a possibility someone might actually take a joke like this seriously. Next thing you know someone will say the earth is only 6000 years old and sneezed out of the nose of the giant mystical space goat. All praise the space goat!
If one beleives excess estrogen from soy is making people gay, wow for the USA Beef industry. Main source of excess esrogen in our food arrives via our beef, fully approved for use (and used by vastly greater numbers than soy products)… Hence, if soy is making people gay, beef does it so much faster… 🙂
I’m sorry, but I knew I was gay way before the soy craze hit, I enjoy the occasional soy product but dont really enjoy the taste. However, the reason that I’m writing this is to address the correlation between being gay and or feminized and penis size. I’m sorry to correct you Mr. Anti-Soy, but most gay men I know have amazingly huge members. I think you are insane to make such a connection between being gay and having undersized gonads. You need to be slapped in the face with a very large wanker!
What’s the problem?
Eat soy, become gay… you’re on the fast-track to becoming a leading evangelical pastor!
Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant.
What do you mean “No”???
Everyone is born “innocent”, and are only “corrupted” some time after that?
D’oh!! – slaps forehead – that’s why it’s okay to murder doctors who perform abortions… 🙁
I guess the “corruption” that leads to such “deviancy” can only occur when the person is old enough to make an informed decision to commit sin – and therefore have some memory of a time before the corruption occurred.
What a crock of beef by-product…
So if I were move forward eating nothing but meatballs and soybeans fried in canola oil I’d turn into Hillary Clinton, right?
Thanks for the laugh. There’s a loon born every minute it seems. He can join the list: Flat Earth Society, Holocost Deniers, the “HIV doesn’t cause AIDS crowd”, and Lyndon LaRouche, etc. etc.
What this guy really needs is to drop the soap around a few gay men. I think he will change his mind about the size thing. :).
soy has more estrogen in it then Pills for Menapause..
TRUE..
Men dont need estrogen..Much.
It’s all in this secret document I got under freedom of information. There’s only one man in China who doesn’t eat tofu, and he’s the father of all 1.4 billion.
#19
Bah! I knew it 😐
Chances are that this guy is a huge closeted man.
#16,
So if I were move forward eating nothing but meatballs and soybeans fried in canola oil I’d turn into Hillary Clinton, right?
Comment by Mucous — 12/13/2006 @ 10:02 am
No, but you could end up doing a very good Dick Cheney impersonation.
Your rough paraphrase from the Bible for today:
“It is not what goes into the body that defiles you; it is what comes out of your mouth that makes you unclean.”
Yeah, and masterbating causes blindness and hairy palms.
Sheesh!
So if I were move forward eating nothing but meatballs and soybeans fried in canola oil I’d turn into Hillary Clinton, right?
Comment by Mucous
No, no, no, those products make your penis smaller.
On a related note:
“PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 13 (UPI) — U.S. scientists say a natural substance made from soy appears to have restorative powers when given to animals with a multiple sclerosis-like disease.”
So, given the choice, even as hetero, I think I’d prefer to turn gay, and healed from MS if I had it.
It’s just 1 more to the soy in my book.
But, man, that guy in China has it made 😀
AND,
NONE of you have found that the FDA, has released Soy and Canola to the Editable listings???
OK…POINT for me.
SUCK it up.
I eat a lot of soy (milk, veggie burgers, etc …), and … well, I f*ck like a champ too. Moreover, I’m still only attracted to the opposite sex. I see naked guys at the gym every day, and yet – phht – nothing.
I mean, sure – I go in to Bed Bath & Beyond alot more than I used to. And yeah, I’m crying at weddings all the goddamn time. But hey, if anything, that’s HELPED my sex life. Girls really do dig sensitive guys. Who knew?
I think this dude must be in some personal distress. He might be having some shrinkage during those moments when us guys typically need to be Large and In Charge, and simply is looking for a scape goat. “Can’t be me – I don’t love dudes! MUST BE THE SOY.”
Whatever. I’m healthier. Hope this guy figures himself out. It’s kind of sad.
By God, you’re absolutely right! I had it backwards and stand corrected.