She’ll be the butt of jokes in the pokey!
Yes, I posted this item just so I could use that line. I’m shameless.

Falling pants betray shoplifting suspect

[Cheyanne E. Dwiggins, 18, who was] arrested for shoplifting had filled her pockets with so many items that her weighted-down pants dropped to her ankles as she tried to run out of the store, police said.

When Lapel Police Chief Dennis Molina pulled up, he saw Dwiggins’ bare behind as she tried to escape from Law and back out of the door, her weighted-down pants at her ankles, court records say.

Police found a potato peeler, ice cream scoop, a set of measuring spoons, two cake decorating gel tubes and six Rollo candy bars on Dwiggins. At the Madison County Jail, a deputy removed a can of Nesquik that Dwiggins had placed in her crotch, according to court documents.

Law, who’s owned the store for four years and has dealt with numerous other shoplifters, called the arrest “very irritating.”

“Yesterday’s incident was just the icing on the cake,” he said.