1. The set-up – agents send Osama free shirt
2. The sign in the desert that tipped US agents off about Osama’s hiding place
3. At the last moment, Osama dons a disguise but it catches fire
4. US Seals in Bin Laden’s bedroom use “minimum force” to ensure he is dead
5. Soldiers leave strange message on wall of his room
6. Fox News weighs in
7. Fox News weighs in again
8. Lastly, Stickin’ it to The Donald….suck it Donny Boy!
OK, I may have embellished a wee bit, but at least it’s funnier than the Official White House version(s). Thanks to The Curious Diary of Mr Jam.
I don’t get it.
Ha. ha. My flexibility zone has been exceeded.
Seems to me there should be “no concern at all” given to what Osama Is Still Alive fringe elements might believe. Who cares? What would be the downside? In fact, it might actually help the anti-terrorist forces in the world if these people were off chasing fantasies. Being irrational normally is not effective across a whole range of issues, like keeping an organization up and running, growing, and blowing up things?
No, the entire emphasis should be on what position helps America the best? Can still debate the pro’s and con’s but the “it was faked” conspirators drop out of the equation.
#4 TDud
I’m sure you’ll let us know when the next weak minded conspiracy theory begins.
Best Obama / Osama post of the last week. Finally, it’s all completely clear now.
[Yep, it’s definitely the weekend, McCullough 🙂 — KD]
IN #6, Taxed Enough Already Dude said: The internet and media will explode with the news soon.
TEAD, you obviously don’t know how the internet or the media work.
The Second Coming of Christ wouldn’t get much play time on the internet with its doubters (remember Judas Iscariot? Imagine he’s got his own fan page on a wiki somewhere, his own Facebook wall, his own blog and his own podcast with proof of his own innocence[, after all, if Jesus died, where is the proof? Where are the pictures?]) and believers, (there’s a whole fuckin’ religion of boneheads who believe that some statue of some skinny dude nailed up to two pieces of wood is a god or somethin’.)
Maybe the time for fairy tales is over, including yours TEAD.
Where’s Sarah Palin in all this??
I b>do wish that T.E.A.D. and Bobbo, the hemorrhoidal would find somewhere else to boid their vowels.
Some of us would like to hold adult discourse on some of the topics raised here…
I now have two sets of entries to skip over on this board.
The problem is that they soil many other entries attempting to refute them, when refutation is imposible since it requires that some thinking entity be at the other end of the conversation. Its merely a shouting match.
I’m surprised that T.E.A.D. and Bobbo, the hemorrhoidal aren’t typing everything in CAPS…
In #9, Ah_Yea said: Where’s Sarah Palin in all this?
That’s a valid question.
What is the point of view of the Alaskan Trailer Trash concerning OBL’s untimely demise? (It should have happened years ago, under Bush [but it didn’t</b<, did it? {Hmm… I wonder why?… :-}])
I guess the Tea Baggers are all conflicted…
The niggah alleged PoTUS‘s done snuffed the camel fucker.
#10 msbpodcast
Yes, he does get a bit T.E.A.D.ious doesn’t he?
He owed us blood debt and we collected as much as such things can be collected. Can we move on?
Naw, msbpodcast,
Palin helped us find Bin Laden. She could see him out her kitchen window!
There is not confusion about one thing: conservatives are a-holes first and Americans second.
Their lack of patriotism this week was appalling. They accused our very best troops of being a bunch of frauds liars! My word!
#15. “Their lack of patriotism this week was appalling. They accused our very best troops of being a bunch of frauds liars! My word!”
They accused the troops? Really. Where exactly did you see that?
#15, I think it’s good to have random people attacking Obama for the alleged behavior of the troops.
It shuts down the possibility of liberals going to their usual line of attacking the troops. Good to see them cheering the soldiers, and this time not for shooting their officers.
Hey wouldn’t all this stuff be cool if it were converted into a Hollywood Western?
Here’s one: “The Man Who Shot Liberty Bin Valance”
The Lee Marvin character would have the face of Bin Laden, swaggering into the town, trying to establish his new caliphate regime.
The Jimmy Stewart guy would be Barack Obama.
The sheriff (the immortal Andy Devine) would have the face of Donald Trump.
John Wayne would play himself, wearing a kevlar helmet with a night vision scope mounted on it, carrying a hi-tech M16.
Jeez I wish I could make an Adobe Premier video of this, but I’m not that good at it and I’ve got too much other shit to do. Artists who can do spoofs on this sort of thing, hey go for it! (I’m sure there’s lots of other Westerns that would work as well, too)
Its obvious something is wrong about the official narrative, and Obama’s short and long form BC.
Sounds like the after-birthers will never be happy.