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  1. JimD says:

    Cloven Hooves ? SIGN OF THE BEAST !!!

  2. richard says:

    JimD – That’s not cloven hooves.

  3. Tippis says:

    Yet another proof that fashion fades, style is eternal.

    …although I’m not entirely sure that “fade” is an applicable term if you start out with a complete blank.

  4. scandihoovian says:

    Just found my girlfriend’s anniversary gift I think. These will melt faces at the next hippie fest.

  5. Improbus says:

    That is just stupid.

  6. Irradiated says:

    I’d like to see the camel-toe model on a camel-toe model

  7. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Hey, look, that guy’s wearing high heels.

  8. Hewhomustnotbeflamed says:

    If those things take off it will be the final proof that humanity is just not worth saving.

  9. Mr Ed says:

    Better Hoof it over there and get me some Kick Ass Fashion statements.

  10. msbpodcast says:

    Hewhomustnotbeflamed I think you’re right.

    The whole satyr look is so ancient-greek retro.

  11. Ah_Yea says:

    I’m buying a pair of those shoes, a nice fluffy fur coat, and a big fat burger for the next PETA festival.

  12. Arkyn1 says:

    They’ll only catch on with “fashionistas” (stupid made-up garbage word) if they’re expensive enough. Price these at $2100 (approx.)/pair, no joy. Set a price point of $10000/pair, and voila! Instant fashion statement for those of unlimited wealth and limited intelligence.

  13. BubbaRay says:

    I need something new to wear when I’m changing the oil in the antique. This looks perfect!

  14. Smith says:

    Someone’s playing way to much WOW. The next “fashion statement” will be matching hot pants with a tail attached.

  15. dadeo says:

    Yippie-ki-yay! Git along little dawgies!
    Expect a stampede at the store!
    Head ’em up! Move ’em out!
    100% natural and organic!

  16. deowll says:

    Those should be exactly what you need twice a year: Halloween and April Fools day.

  17. Improbus says:

    These are much cooler and you can wear them to Comic-Con without being beheaded by a Klingon: http://gizmag.com/mechanical-digitigrade-centaur-legs/12050/

  18. akallio9000 says:

    The perfect footwear for those job interviews when you want those unemployment checks to keep rolling in…

  19. dcphill says:

    I don’t think these hoofers can dance.
    Maybe it’s called hoofing it.

  20. Buzz Mega says:

    …needs a zipper up the back plus a little safari animal camo patterning. And the guy version needs a low heel or back claw, not a stiletto spike.

  21. 1873 Colt says:

    Imagine these on the fat slobs who dress like movie stars when they really shouldn’t already.

    Elsie comes to mind.

    I am waiting for the bare midriff and low waist jeans look to finally go away… I have seen enough blubber and buttcrack on the sidewalk to last me a long time.

    And that faggy guy in heels is something I can do without.

  22. Dallas says:

    Love it. Should fit like a glove for most right wingers.

  23. Mr. Fusion says:

    Got milk?


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