For a mere $40K, you can have a 7 foot high skyscraper made from pencils from Neiman Marcus. Sock King Kong not included
Why wear out your wrist when you can use this hand-held, battery operated ice cream spinning machine.
The Anatomical Chart Company produce models of the human body that would make excellent gifts for med student or horror film lover alike. They also have sections for kids and for Halloween like the brain jello mold below. Prices range from less than $10 to thousands.
Uncle Dave, you are truly weird. But so am I, I like your suggestions best. The automatic ice cream cone is very useful.
I’ll have a plate of brains please!