German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.
Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters on Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.
“We’re trying to develop the perfect condom for men that’s suited to every size of penis,” he said. “We’re very serious.”
Krause’s team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.
“It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides,” he said. “We call it the ‘360 degree procedure’ — once round and from top to bottom. It’s a bit like a car wash.”
Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.
However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.
Phew! Sounds like it might be more fun than sex. Not!
How does it form a reservoir at the tip? Seems like you still need a place for the semen to go.
That is funny! I rather just roll one on.
#1Mike Not all condoms have a reservoir tip!
All it really need its a protective latex type barrier that is elastic enough to hold the extra rocket fluid.
It sounds like these would make great gloves for thieves or medical personnel. You might need a different applicator though. LOL
I’m trying not to think about the product testing procedures that would apply.
It gives the term “overspray” a completely new meaning.
I hope it comes in a non allergen formula!!! What is the % of effectiveness?
This is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.
“However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.”
Vulcanization!!!! That sounds really really scary given where the vulcanization takes place! Yikes!
Steve
This is redickulous on so many levels. First off, sizing. How would one accurately calibrate for size in the throws of passion, to avoid selecting the Wilt Chamberlain vs. the cold day in Canada setting? In which case, an overly optimistic cubic CCs estimate of material needed might result in an excess of latex resins and produce something resembling Bozo’s nose. This will make the whole application pointless, because the women will take one look at it and either flee the room in fear or just roll over and go to sleep laughing. I would question if the inventor of this, has actually had sex. With women. Women aren’t like men. If a grenade goes off next to guy about to get lucky, he checks for gaping chest wounds, and if none are found proceeds. An ice cube shifting in a glass next to the bed can remind some women of their favorite wine glass you broke playing nerf basketball in the living room and can completely change the mood. Whipping out the Johnson 2000 Rhino-Vigino-Liner, which probably makes a noise like an emphysemic can of Cheez-Whiz won’t make you a hi-tech Casanova, just a dork gear dufus.
After the fact removal can’t be easy. Using this device will bring guys a lot closer to understanding the downside of a bikini-wax. Or, 5 weeks afterwards they will still be praying it sheds like skin off a molting Boa, because the last time, when they clinched their teeth and ripped, they came away with something that looked like a toupee passed through a wood-chipper.
#9 – Oh my God! You had me rolling on the floor with that one! TOO FUNNY! “An ice cube shifting…”
Besides, how the heck is THAT thing gonna fit in your wallet?? “Honey, is that a German spray-on latex condom applicator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
I only have 1 thing to say…
HAIR, waxing….talk about a clean shave..
Since they have no reservoir end, when you pop your load, does the spray-on condom fly off, like the paper a straw comes wrapped in?
How about something to spray on the female? call it “heiman in a bottle”
geeese #9 You have to think like a visionary to get it!
Typically the first stages of any product sounds ridiculous however never impossible. The original design is always carved into something differnet.
Who would have ever dreamed that you would walk around with a tiny camera phone in your pocket that you can send images over a wireless
network in seconds. I can go on and on about this…….
The only limitations we have in life is saying we can’t do something!
On 14, I can see your point. I’m just not the Chuck Yeager of birth control devices type.
Some women will like this product. The application process alone will cause more men to finish than actually sticking it in.
Aunt Lizzie wants to warn her favorite nephews that there should also be in the kits some little plugs applied first to keep the spray from entering into the spermchute. Wouldn’t want those little guys getting vulcanized! Inner and outer are not so far apart.
One more sex toy!
Gotta Love the fact that they come in designer colors, The applicator will look great next to my bed, Just have to find one to match my drapes. I do hope it comes with detailed instructions….
Oh! I want to spray my penis with pretty colors! It’s more fun than spin art.