I parked in a handicapped parking space today and a cop shouted, “Hey, what’s your disability?” I said, “Tourettes! Now fuck off you cock sucking whore!”
It’s old, but I laugh my ass off every time I see it.
And yes, I love that shit eating grin at the end.
@bobbo, there is no snow in Florida currently, but with temps dropping to 23 in Jacksonville, if there’s any precipitation, there’ll be snow. Although the panhandle looks like it’s more likely.
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I parked in a handicapped parking space today and a cop shouted, “Hey, what’s your disability?” I said, “Tourettes! Now fuck off you cock sucking whore!”
WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!
Love the smile at the end. The FCC will love this guy, fine every news cast.
that was a shit eating grin if i ever saw one.
Just look at all that violent language. Figures it would be on fox.
Step 2: Grab a beer
Step 3: Open cabin door and deploy emergency slide
Step 4: Just wing it from there.
I’m still laughing.
Gotta love those weekend fill-in crews.
That grin at the end is priceless.
#7 Moles
Step 1: Verify aircraft is on the ground
I thought he brought a lot of energy to the forecast.
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tourettes of the keyboard
shit!
Speaking of weather, right now, 49 states in the USA have snow on the ground. Guess which one doesn’t?
first I thought of Hawaii, then remembered the tops of the Volcanoes.
Then I thought Florida, but the news is full of snow in Atlanta, and well, Florida is just too obvious.
Then Peurto Rico, but thats not a State.
Feel secure?
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/11/snow-present-in-49-of-the-50-u-s-states/
What the fuck are tourettes?
It’s old, but I laugh my ass off every time I see it.
And yes, I love that shit eating grin at the end.
@bobbo, there is no snow in Florida currently, but with temps dropping to 23 in Jacksonville, if there’s any precipitation, there’ll be snow. Although the panhandle looks like it’s more likely.