To help our readers get into the Christmas spirit.




  1. jmsiowa says:

    Classy

  2. bobbo, art raises a man's soul says:

    Disgusting in a very provocative way. Reminded me of Heidi Klum doing her six shooter display showing her classier refinement.

    Ha, ha. Yes, we luv dem wimen.

  3. DamnDirtyApe says:

    Ape approves.

  4. fulanoche says:

    I have a straw she can use.

  5. RASTERMAN says:

    America’s Got Talent!

    At least I didn’t make a joke about playing the organ.

    Cheers!

    —RASTER

  6. ECA says:

    request:
    Dashing threw the snow?

  7. AC_in_Mich says:

    Ho Ho Ho

    She sure knows how to blow

  8. Mojo Yugen says:

    Fake(s)!

  9. jollycynic says:

    This was a good way to start my day. Course, now I’ll be thinking of this while I take a test.

  10. Faxon says:

    I am sure this woman is on Facebook, Twitters all day long, and watches Dancing With the Stars.
    Imagine the tricks she does with her boyfriend’s body parts.

  11. GarlicBelch says:

    Good to see she’s getting the most out of her implant investment!

  12. Mr Windows says:

    I see she’s a slobberer, not a swallower…she needs more training…

  13. User7 says:

    Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!

  14. WmDE says:

    Can she play “Lady of Spain?”

  15. Yankinwaoz says:

    Wow. Well, if you are built thin as a straw, she can do something with it.

  16. overfifty says:

    I wonder if you could play higher notes with smaller boobs? Research Project!

  17. Rob Leather says:

    I’m sure her Dad must be really proud of his little girl today.

  18. Rob Leather says:

    I have my own “instrument” she could put in there! Phnarr.. Mrs!

    – Said somebody behind me. Not me, obviously. Because that would be really crass.

  19. The0ne says:

    wow 😮

  20. Rabble Rouser says:

    When she shoves the straw between her ass cheeks, and toots away Dixie, call me.

  21. Cotton mouth says:

    Is This “The Last Straw?” or..The Straw that broke the camel’s back?..or perhaps the “Turkey in the Straw” is fitting here..

  22. DLBeard says:

    I feel happy now.

  23. faroutfelix says:

    for being so pretty you would have sounded better and more rounded ;p

  24. dexton7 says:

    She would make a nice pet… and does tricks too!

  25. m.c. in l.v. says:

    That talent must bring in extra tip money at the strip club.

    One of her boobs sounded a little out of tune though. Let me fix that for ya, I’m an expert.


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