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  1. NobodySpecial says:

    Damn hippies – protecting Whales don’t care about the poor Koalas

  2. Duffy says:

    I had no idea Koala’s even swim!

  3. NobodySpecial says:

    @Duffy – they don’t because of the ever present Narwhal danger.
    That’s why they stay in the trees, most whales don’t climb trees.

  4. skulhedface says:

    Would make an awesome mascot for Ubuntu 11.04 – the Naty Narwhal!

  5. ManusFerrea says:

    Let us not judge all Narwhal’s on the actions of but one Natty Narwhal! He simply has a drinking problem that’s not at all his fault; but a limitation on his genetic make up.

  6. Chaos says:

    Wow, $2 is a good price price! This site is charging $13! Also check out the Impaling Avenging Unicorn w/Mime below.

  7. steelcobra says:

    I’ll just leave this here.

  8. Redditor says:

    I swear, it’s not worth coming to this site anymore since three out of four items appeared on Reddit just a few hours before. Can’t you get your news from a bit more varied mix of sources?

  9. Rich says:

    “Narwhal don’t play”. Momma told me that when I was but a wee lad.

  10. Beal says:

    I soooo want that!

  11. Likes2LOL says:

    What better tool to teach the kiddies that “life isn’t fair”? Nothing like a good impaling toy to shatter that foolish unicorn idealism: http://amzn.to/9FXx35

  12. Dallas says:

    Looks like your typical violent toy for republican babies.

  13. Benjamin says:

    Awesome. They got other cool things like action figures and such.

    #12 Dallas, you had to get partisan on a non-partisan topic.

  14. faxon says:

    Narwhals come in left handed and right handed tusks. (Really). Also, I think I read somewhere that they don’t “impale” any animals. They use the tusks for ritual mating bouts.

  15. faxon says:

    #12. Thanks for making this all about politics. We really need people like you to remind us how we are so fucked.

  16. Nobodyspecial says:

    @faxon said
    Then how do they hunt Koalas ?

  17. Rob Leather says:

    “With 3 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to impale.”

    10 words sure to fire up a well adjusted child’s imagination.

    Do you think they ran out of ideas on the “animal” front and just happened to have a Koala mold handy?


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