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Simply The Best Video Game Of All Time — Close Range
By Uncle Dave Monday September 20, 2010
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ONION………..
Fallout is way better…..
You should start warning people about these commercials.
[Your wish has been fulfilled. – UD]
Out of all the funny stuff you could post from the onion why did you pick this unfunny clip.
I think the real story here is that FORMER CNN anchor Bobbie Batista is on The Onion News Network! That’s huge!
damn i cant past the commercial…
what the hell is wrong with the encoding on the page??? isnt there anyone checking for errors??? i ran this page through w3c here is part of the output….
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One of the weaker Onion parodies, with great production values.
“When we come back. A new cure for crying children smothering.” wtf was that all about?
not far from the truth.
is this coming out for Xbox? looks sick!
I’m waiting for Close Range Forever.
Now that’s a great idea for the next time Alfie visits. TARGET PRACTICE !!!
Tribes 2, Heavy Gear…
#12 Thats the problem with you liberals always so willing to kill people you don’t agree with.
I thought the Onion was spot on, got a giggle out of it.
The industry has been there / done that.
Postal, Call of duty modern warfare 2 (you shoot unarmed civilians in the Moscow airport)
Gears of war (chain saws in face, head stomp)
JFK reloaded (don’t ask ,you don’t wanna know)
Rapelay (you _really_ don’t wanna know)
etc etc
I think I saw Eideard and Bobbo’s faces in there.
SICK!
As opposed to hot new TV crime drama which is basically people getting shot in the face.
OMG I pissed myself laughing at the absurdity. The Demo online for the game is even funnier. Are they actually going to sell a retail version of this game?? If so, that is a little much.
I guess I have a strange sense of humor.
Is this any better than just cause 2 or just cause 1