Rowie Meers has found the perfect way to support her melons – using old bras. She whipped out her undergarments to hoist up the fruit after her melon plants started drooping. Supportive customers then helped by sending in more than 40 unwanted brassieres to her farm during the summer. The mum of three says she found the answer to her problem ‘right under her nose’
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Sadly, we only wish breasts could be favorably compared to melons===especially the part about being able to grow our own?
I can’t help myself…. “Nice melons!”
“My back is so much more relaxed after my husband popped these melons from my chest, though he can’t figure out why they turned green.”
Old trick for vertical gardens.
Sorry, I’m married. We can’t elope…
Nice melons butter face.
shrek!!!
Picture of the day: a woman with a sense of humor, not offended by an obvious bodily joke.
bra helps lift saggy melons
I yelled hey kids come look at her melons. They came running.
nice mellons
This *would* come from Eidorrdoodle!
Ladies:
I’m going to be growing some, uhm, squash. Yeah, squash. And I could sure use a bunch of panties to support them.
You could send them to me here c/o of Dvorak. Uhm … no need to wash them.
#5 ftw.
#6 I agree.
From what I can see peeking through the melons, I think she needs the bra more than the melons do.
They ALWAYS HAVE BETTER MELONS IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY !!! Here is PROOF !!!