Rocker Ozzy Osbourne wants to donate his body to science, insisting it’s a “medical miracle” he’s still alive after years of partying hard.
The Black Sabbath star is baffled he has managed to survive to the age of 61 and is convinced doctors and scientists would benefit from dissecting and studying his body after he dies.
According to the U.K.’s Daily Star, he says, “By all accounts, I’m a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum. It’s all very well going on a bender for a couple of days but mine went on for 40 years. At one point, I was knocking back four bottles of cognac a day, blacking out, coming to again and carrying on.”
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But he admits he has always had concerns about his health: “I happen to be the world’s worst hypochondriac. I will catch a disease off the telly (TV). Being ill is like a hobby. I’ve even started to diagnose my own diseases, thanks to Google.”
Maybe Ozzy should team up with this guy.
“You Know” I myself benefit from incredible good health. Never missed a day of work or school in my life. I have been sick, but only on weekends and vacations. How did THAT happen?
And now, my sedentary life style is taking years off my life. I assume I will be very healthy until I die of something avoidable.
My theory: Ozzy keeps moving around. Stage performers are like that. The body can take a lot of abuse if it gets exercise, even minimal exercise. Dies without it.
Sharon.
The other guy, Prahlad Jani, who claims not to eat or drink.
Two words: sleep binges.
The Prince of Darkness is simply immortal.
My take:
“How The Hell Is Ozzy Osbourne Still Alive?”
He’s not. Hasn’t been for years. His drug addled brain simply hasn’t caught up with this fact.
Which also explains his incoherent mumbling. Kinda zombie like.
That’s it! I just realized he’s the vanguard of the Zombie Apocalypse!!
Ms. Lohan and he can share a crypt.
He should donate his body to science, fiction.
@Faxon
He may be the bloody Prince of Darkness but I think sharing a crypt with Ms. Lohan would be to much like literal hell.
Well he’s obviously already got drug-induced Parkinsonism symptoms. Shit, if you transplanted his kidneys into someone elses body they’d probably get a 6 year residual high.
How’s Ozzy still alive?!!
Don’t care.
How am I still alive!
Just glad I am. For now.
It seems Ozzy Osbourne is a living dead but I’m also happy and glad that I’m still alive.
Camille Jude
Turning Winds
Forget Ozzie, the world needs Raquel Welch sequenced.
Of all the people who might have outlived Michael Jackson, he would NOT have been on my list…
Keith Richards and Ozzy have a liver sharing program. They each get the liver every other week.
And a whole generation or two seek to emulate him. Mass masturbation.