We rarely cover these kind of stories. Too many of them and everyone else has them also. But this one is just amazing. You have to read the whole article to really appreciate how stupid this woman is.
Accused shoplifter exposed in chase
Drivers held up by a fender bender Monday afternoon on Danville Road Southwest saw something unusual — an alleged shoplifter trying to bum a ride to escape mall security guards, Decatur police said.
But that wasn’t all they saw, one witness said.
“She gets into the middle of Danville Road, and I guess decides that we’re not going to leave her alone. She yells, ‘Help me! Help me! They’re going to take me to jail!’ and she starts going up to each car, beating on the window and begging the people to let her in. … Both of her breasts come falling out of her shirt … and she’s beating on windows. …” Ashby said.
“She’s walking down the middle of Danville road, from car to car, stopping cars that are in the other lane. She’s going up to black folks, saying, ‘I’m black! I’m black! Let me in! You know how it is.’ … She was begging people to get in the car. ‘Please, man, please, I can’t go to jail, just take me anywhere, man,’ ” Ashby said.
You both missed the best part. She was doing it to get money to pay an 800 fine to keep from going to jail. But the last line in the article said
“Morgan County Jail released her Tuesday on $1,750 bond.”
Who in their right mind would put up bail money for this looser?!
Let’s see – she’s frantic and terrified and irrational. Looks like mental illness to me. Let’s all laugh at the madwoman.
Mad? Probably not, just desperate. The consequences of her actions have caught up with her and she can’t cope with them.
I feel a little pity, but she deserves to be mocked.
not mocked, helped.
**laughing at crazy bitch** – dont forget, she tried to pull the race card when sympathy didnt work. too bad the cops didnt shoot her when she mentioned she had a gun, its that sort of behavior that gives americans a bad reputation