Not the actual wanted breasts, er, um, at least not in this case
You just KNOW the cops are going to give special priority to this case.
Police hunt breast enlargement cheats
BERLIN – A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
“The women registered under fake names,” Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. “After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away.”
“Tanja” went out for “fresh air” after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. “She never came back and never paid,” Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja’s naked breasts. “It’s probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had,” the newspaper wrote.
Giggity giggity
I would love to see the police lineup for this case.
Er, can someone read the article to me? Out loud? My eyes are stuck.
Two women were seen leaving the premises, walking abreast.
better turn this over to the fbi… female body inspectors… no wait… better not… they cant find their ass with both hands.
If they catch Tanya, they’ll book her… finger prints, jug shots…
Check out the clavicles on the 3rd from the right. ruff!
Hi ya uncle Davie
Well they look very familiar, I may be onto something 😉
Any chance you can send me more shots?
I will bring them to justice 🙂
Oh. Never mind, they must be implants…
Police work does have its perks at times. Big perky ones.
lol get that chick w/ the gun (posted above) on this one
#1 – alright!!
Though even fake breasts can have uses, it seems:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/03/bulgarian_airbags/
Surgeons do a pretty good job nowadays with boob jobs– appearance wise. I’ve seen great looking tits even on ladyboys (transexuals). But, where they go drastically wrong is in the feel. They feel awful. It’s like they have a tumor inside their breasts. It is hard, lumpy and unnatural. I’d rather have a girl with real A cups than a woman with fake D cups.
If I were a surgeon, I’d just do the one breast and say “hey, if you want the other one, pay up”.
Which is one of the many reasons I’m NOT a surgeon.
#16 – “You get the other one when you pay. And I’m so sorry, but for reasons beyond our control, we have to increase the surgical fee by 50% for the second implant.”
#5 — you are bad.
so bad, so bad, yet so damn good.
Fake knockers are nice to look at but when the top comes off i’m turned off. Honestly being with the right person is the most important part of the relationship and not the vanity.
I’m sure someones thinking
“Ok Richard, thanks for sharing”