Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
And the SUN was there.
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I heard Richard Gere gave up Tibet for a Save the Eels campaign.
Evidentially Chinese drunks have never heard of Sharpie Markers.
As far as playing pranks on your passed out drunk friends, Evidentially Chinese drunks have never heard of Sharpie Markers.
The eel wrecked ‘um.
(shoot me)
(Shoot Eric too.)
Strike: Put eel up ass.
guys, come on… Who here can honestly say this hasn’t happened to them? Well, not the dying part obviously…
Way to gross me out McCollough! Gak!
This is a very helpful posting. Looking at my list some more, I’m rethinking:
Put scorpions under the eyelids.
Put blow fly larva in the ear canal.
Yes, lots to consider.
I passed out once. Friends put their baby in my arms. Not suggestive, just me and the baby. Innocent days.
With friends like this who needs enemies? I’m not sure I’d want them for acquaintances.
So what do the Pals get? Man one? They didn’t mean to kill him; they were most likely almost as drunk as he was, but the managed it anyway.
Listed as one of the invasive species now in North America. Monopterus albus (Asian swamp eel)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2drjats
Its actually not an eel but a fresh water fish. Good for the home aquarium. Video here:
From the owners note: It doesn’t have teeth, so I can’t imagine it hurting. He obvious has never had one shoved up his butt.
lets see..
A bunch of drunks..
a 1.5 foot long Fish/eel..
Where’s the grease?
Forget it, JUST SHOVE HARDER..
another reason not to drink heavily.
#2 “Evidentially Chinese drunks have never heard of Sharpie Markers.”
Ever write in Chinese when your’re drunk? The eel was easier.
I’m with #14. I’d almost pay to see that episode.
That said, the story doesn’t ring true. (I know, I know: The Sun)
“Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.” Unlikely. Maybe a bite or two and that could have caused a nasty infection. “Devoured?” I doubt it. By the time they actually got the thing in,it would likely be about dead from he handling and the lack of oxygen. Eeels have to breathe, too.
First reason to distrust the article: they refer to the eel in the first sentence as a “sea creature” and then immediately tell us it was a swamp eel (i.e. fresh water).
My mistake. The FIRST reason to distrust the article is: The Sun
Here in San Francisco, there is now a large demand for eels, for some reason….
as an expert in what happens when things get shoved up your ass. Too early for Snopes to have an entry, but shouldn’t be too long?
So, reportage excess in that just a little bit of bowel was consumed leading to bleeding to death==or just a complete hoax?
Lets see now. “Medics” doesn’t sound like “ass expert” to me. Yeah, I think Animby’s got this one covered.
Thanks, Bobbo. I do admit, I’m not an expert on the subject but I have helped with or observed some unusual objects removed from some rectums. It’s a dull week, indeed, in an ER that someone doesn’t “accidentally” sit on something odd. Several animals. Never an eel.
yeah, you really need a good ass-expert and maybe a marine biologist, and a few other people to rule in on this.
Bobbo, so, now, tell me more about the “ass expert”…..
Diane, well there’s really not much to tell. Few of us “in person” are as simple minded as we present ourselves here. but Animby claims to be a physician living in Thailand, a world traveler and raconteur, and uncharacteristically humble about his ass expertise.
Post to him and he may favor you with a response, although, this thread grows old for those with ADD.
#11. Shouldn’t that be “With friends like these, who needs enemas?
#22 Bobbo. Wow! Don’t think I’ve ever been called a raconteur. Gerbilteur, maybe…
Another good Chinese Knock-off!
And may your hemorrhoids be blessed.
Wow! Am I ever glad that when I stopped being a heterosexual male and went over to the other side, it was to become a lesbian. I don’t think they shove things the ass.
#23 beat me to it!