Kinda reminds one of Ms. Spears and her man, don’t it?
GO FIGURE! A new doll is set to take the US by storm — farting, beer-swilling Jer Wayne Jnr.
The 12inch, £20 toy is boyfriend to the world’s first trailer trash doll, pregnant Turleen launched last year. Jer Wayne has a mullet, missing teeth and an earring.
A button in his chest lets him say phrases, including: “Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly.”
Makers Arsenic and Apple Pie explained: “It’s having a laugh at stereotypical American images.”
In more sedate doll news, a Barbie collection sold for £111,000.
Finally, I real American doll that loves America. Next doll, G.I. JerWayne.
…limbs optional.
I thought the Bratz dolls were the original trailer park dolls.
#5, I agree.
And are they anatomically correct?
If yes, left in a dark room will they breed?
“If yes, left in a dark room will they breed?”
Are you kidding? If either are holding a beer while the other is holding an empty, they’ll breed.
#7, too late. Tureen already has a bun in the oven and apparently the Bratz collection might be their first, second, or third cousins. Or all three together.
Ya gotta love it.
The Billy doll has been famous for years. You can pick one up from the many on display in the Village in NYC. Or try The Homo Depot:
http://www.the-homo-depot.com/catalog/TOlimiteded.htm
I can laugh at the, but can you imagine what would happen if this company marketed a minority stereotype doll?
Bratz collection might be their first, second, or third cousins. Or all three together.
Aren’t JerWayne and Turleen already first cousins?
J/P=?
#13, Aren’t JerWayne and Turleen already first cousins?
and second cousins too. Don’t ask, its complicated.