I guess they had the equivalent of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ back then.
Elton John believes that Jesus was “a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he tells Parade magazine. Not that you’ll actually read it in Parade magazine. You’ll have to go to Parade.com to find that little tidbit. We wonder what question writer Dotson Rader asked that prompted that remarkable answer. “What’s your take on the sex life of major deities?”
Anyway, back to Jesus: “On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you’re as good as dead.”
Perhaps you can contact Jesus via his phone to discuss this with him personally. I wonder what Joseph of Cupertino would have thought of this.
#20 said, “But where some Roman pagans might be gay or bi.”
Roman pagans would go to Roman temples and have sex wit temple prostitutes (Male or female). It was degenerate and used to worship an idol.
“Jesus. Would be totally removed from the need or desires of the physical body. So sexually would be totally irrelevant to such a being, so focused on the spiritual.”
Jesus was fully God and fully man. He had the same needs and desires of the rest of us. The difference was he resisted the desire to sin. Jesus never married and he lived a sinless life so we know he did not have sex outside the constraints of marriage.
Hebrews 4:15 says, “For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who in every respect has been tempted as we are, yet without sin.”
God and Jesus are…
1. Gay
2. both Asian
3. Lovers with incest involved
4. still has sex with Mary every now and then
5. Mary doesn’t get bitch slap as much as they do each other
6. God and Jesus love doing it
How could one not see, so obvious!
My theory about Jesus is that the reason he liked spending so much time praying and fasting in the desert is because of the killer Magic Mushrooms he’d find there. I mean, let’s face it — Jesus was the original hippie. “Love thy neighbor.” “Turn the other cheek”, “Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord” “The meek shall inherit the Earth” — non-violence personified. And he was a Community Organizer, too: “Whatsoever ye do to these, the least of my brethren, so have ye done to me.”
After the interview Elton was heard to say “I had a sphincter and anus but wrecked ’em…”
Actually, the guys who draw pictures of Jesus that look like the illustration above are all intelligent gay men.
Back in the day, he looked like a terrorist to some.
>> Higghawker said, on February 18th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
>> I think Elton needs to read Romans chapter 1.
That was Paul, not Jesus.
>> woody said, on February 18th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
>> Elton John has sucked the doo doo off of another man’s dick. Itz called double dipping. I just made that up. But I’d be happy to stomp the shit out of that British faggot…oops, british faggot is redundant.
You realise, don’t you, that a comment like that makes most of us here assume you are one of those closeted gay, gay bashers. Quite possibly a “family values” conservative.
Jebus, being god could shaw anyone or anything s/he dam well pleases
Which is easier to refute, using the bible:
1) Elton John saying that Jesus was a compassionate gay man.
or
2) A Right Wing Christian, claiming that Jesus was an anti-gay, anti-abortion, pro-war, anti-tax, “family values” conservative?
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