Unfortunately, it’s only available in the UK. So to our Brit readers: drink up, you pseudo-fatties!
Think of beer guts and you typically think of boozy blokes exposing their builder’s cleavage as they lean over to pick up another pork scratching. But you won’t, once you see the amazing beerbelly in action. Because although this ingenious device looks just like a spare tyre when worn under clothing, it’s actually a hi-tech stealth beer dispenser.
Made up of an insulated neoprene sling and a polyurethane bladder connected to a drinking tube, the beerbelly holds up to 2.3 litres (over four pints) of amber nectar and it will stay cold for hours with the optional freezer pack. Brilliant, eh?
Not a beer drinker? Then fill the thing with your own personalized champagne!
I want it!
I already have a gut … damn, I have to loose weight to drink.
I could make a fortune selling this for football games on our dry campus. Hmmm, let’s see, 80,000 seats…
All this means is that a strip search will now be required to enter the stadiums. That should go over big in all of the outdoor stadiums north of the Mason Dixon line in the winter (Buffallo, Foxboro, Greenbay, etc.)
So if I lose enough weight to wear this, then it will look like I didn’t lose any weight and then I can drink enough beer to gain all the lost weight back.
Seems like a logic loop of some kind…
I do believe that this is used to sneak in beer not to look fat. Ha.
Do they have a “man-titties” add-on for the chasers?