Man nominated for Darwin by DU FYI

The man is thought to have constructed the backpack from a used automotive muffler, which he filled with gasoline and gunpowder, “trying to get a rocket-launch effect,” McCabe said.

“He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill. At some point during the ride, the device exploded,” he said. The man suffered second-degree burns to his face and right side of his body, and possible eye injuries, according to a police memo. He was rushed to POH Medical Center in Pontiac where he was in stable condition today, McCabe said.

Found by Otis in Detroit.




  1. Improbus says:

    Good old American know-how.

  2. Pikachu says:

    I wonder if people who buy unaffordable housing shouldn’t get an honorable mention. They’re like the dinosaurs who walking into the river just before the flood hit, and now their bones are in museums.

    For reference:

  3. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Police haven’t released his name yet, but we all know it was Wile E. Coyote.

  4. soundwash says:

    This is the direct effect of Biology courses
    outnumber physics courses in our educational
    system by at least 3 to 1.

    -and why the country as whole, is no smarter than this guy.

    -s

  5. Animby says:

    # 4 soundwash said, “the country as whole, is no smarter than this guy”

    A fine example of extrapolation based upon self observation.

  6. AdmFubar says:

    i think this pic would be more appropriate for the article

  7. Mojo Yugen says:

    This is a strong case against socialized medicine. I really don’t want my tax dollars going to fix this guy up. I might chip in for a bullet to the brain though.

  8. Animby says:

    #7 – For god’s sake don’t let him shoot himself. No telling WHO might get hurt!

  9. Jess Hurchist says:

    But was there a warning on the muffler saying not to use it as a rocket pack?

  10. Zippo says:

    Actually, the “Darwin Award” is for somebody who *kills themself* in a memorable way, eliminating their contribution to the gene pool, this moron is still able to reproduce.
    -Zip


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