Dirk Thundernuts says:

I tried to use this excuse once when a girlfriend threw a rock through my picture window and almost hit my wife.

[Keep your day job Bangballs! – ed.]

Pat Robertson says:

This doctor made a pact with the devil who said “you gotta deal buddy boy”.

God used a drone to spare Virginia

Uncle Don says:

And now the doctors are subtly altered genetically for the next wave of alien attacks which kill everyone in the area — ‘cept them.

deowll says:

I guess it would be really cool to see a decent sized object streak through the atmosphere.

Of course I’d prefer the larger ones miss the planet. In fact I’d prefer all of them miss me. ?8^)