How could I possibly illustrate this topic?

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

“Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary,” the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient’s privacy.

Uh, what would be your choice?



  1. chris says:

    words fail me. i guess i cant blame the guy but if his morals arent to high he could be a instant millionare by going into porn. i have questions but i am not sure what to ask or how to ask it. lol

  2. Bryan K says:

    I’d be all about the n0rp industry with this one, just think of the various titles of films. Such as , beware the two headed monster.

  3. John says:

    keep both and dual boot.

  4. gquaglia says:

    This guy could make a fortune in the porn biz.

  5. chris says:

    geez I would have had one removed long ago!! What were the parents thinking allowing that to continue into childhood?

  6. ECA says:

    PORN Biz.

    Male to female Hooker…

    This person could make GOOD money…and probably Enjoy EVERY MINUTE of it..

  7. RTaylor says:

    Before the surgery I would write on each with a sharpie indicating the keeper.

  8. estacado says:

    I’ve seen a guy with one (or two?) in a bizzare p0rn vid. It’s really freaky. Both ejaculate at once. But those two phallus being so close together, you cannot really fuck 2 girls at once. But it is perfect for double penetration. I think you’ll freak girls out out with it, unless the girls is a virgin and doesn’t know what a penis looks like. Then she’ll have no idea you’re a freak.

  9. Angel H. Wong says:

    Double penetration baby!

  10. Angel H. Wong says:

    BTW, is there any link that will *cough* show us his “unique” equipment?

  11. Miguel Correia says:

    When I started programming in .net and dumped COM, getting rid of the dual interface seemed so cool. Getting rid of this dual interface would be something I wouldn’t do that easily. LOL

  12. Mike Knowland says:

    This guy could make a fortune in the military recruiting business.

  13. Dan says:

    It is not the penis that causes problems.It’s the nuts!

  14. mike cannali says:

    perhaps John Bobbit
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbit
    would apprecaite a donation

  15. Noam Sane says:

    Well, you’ve heard about the man with five penises, haven’t you? His pants fit like a glove.

  16. Dallas says:

    A key question is if the recharge mechanism is shared or independent? Double barrel action may be preferable.

    Otherwise it’s keep the bigger one or append one to the other.


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