The Consumer Traveler reports:

In fact, these new machines have already been rendered obsolete by terrorists who are packing explosives up their anus. Don’t laugh. This technique has already been tested with lethal effect in the assassination a Saudi prince. The whole-body scanners can not detect that kind of hidden explosive. I only worry about TSA’s coming anus-scanning system. I’m sure it is in the works.

So, the scanners are only to increase the control of the State, pay off the big corporations that make the machines, and of course, for the airport guys to have some fun seeing you naked.

Oh, and the solution for stop being attacked is simple: (1), stop bombing the sh** out of the Middle East, and (2), let the airlines do the security.

Simple, huh?




  1. deowll says:

    “Oh, and the solution for stop being attacked is simple: (1), stop bombing the sh** out of the Middle East, and (2), let the airlines do the security.

    Simple, huh?”

    Simply ignorant. Let me explain the rules again. Convert or die infidel.

    Yeah I know. You can’t believe anyone would kill somebody else for religious reasons despite the millions of people that have been killed for religious reasons.

  2. nowickisrj says:

    And if they turn up the juice it can act as an “active denial system”!

  3. Cherman says:

    #9, it has never been tried.

  4. Don’t kid yourselves. You will be totally naked like this unsuspecting young woman.

    If you see this woman please tell her she is naked on the Internet.

  5. jbellies says:

    #12 +1

    But couldn’t work here. Most any high school graduate in Israel (or, not to be racist, Scotland or Hungary or …) could be trained to do any of the six levels. Here in North America, people that competent are busy writing themselves million dollar annual bonus checks.

    As G. Gordon Liddy said to Vicky Gabereau, “What would I need a gun for? I could kill you with a ball-point pen.” It’s for show.


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