When a man in the UK was asked to be the best man at his friend’s wedding, he was touched. So touched, that he promised not to pull any pranks before or during the wedding. After the wedding though, that’s another story.
This man, who is choosing to stay anonymous, has set up this Twitter account for the sole purpose of automatically tweeting when the newlyweds are having sex. I’m not kidding. Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story. But basically, this guy was watching his friend’s house while they went on their honeymoon and he placed a device under their mattress. This device, which is similar to the one found here, is a pressure-sensitive pad that tweets out when sexual activity starts, when it ends, the force of the “action,” and a “frenzy” rating.
December 9 saw the first such action. This is the first report:
They’re on the job! #1 – Action commenced at 12.21GMT. Weight: 84KG.
Found by Brother Uncle Don.
Great Joke, but he better look out, payback’s a bitch.
I detect a lawsuit / criminal indictment on the horizon….
They are from the UK so you know the bride has tits on the front and back, as illustrated here:
amazing they actually did it in bed at least once…
funny thing is that might the only time they will do it there..
I vote with #2. In Britain on the state has a right to do this sort of thing.
And we laugh at the Japanese for their weird humour!!