I’m Not Sure All These Amazon.com Reviews Are Legit: 400+ Reviews of a Gallon of Milk
By Uncle Dave Saturday August 5, 2006
0
Search
Support the Blog — Buy This Book!
For Kindle and with free ePub version. Only $9.49 Great reading. Here is what Gary Shapiro CEO of the Consumer Electronics Association (CEA) said: Dvorak's writing sings with insight and clarity. Whether or not you agree with John's views, he will get you thinking and is never boring. These essays are worth the read!Twitter action
Support the Blog
Put this ad on your blog!
Syndicate
Junk Email Filter
Categories
- Animals
- Art
- Aviation
- Beer
- Business
- cars
- Children
- Column fodder
- computers
- Conspiracy Theory
- Cool Stuff
- Cranky Geeks
- crime
- Dirty Politics
- Disaster Porn
- DIY
- Douchebag
- Dvorak-Horowitz Podcast
- Ecology
- economy
- Endless War
- Extraterrestrial
- Fashion
- FeaturedVideo
- food
- FUD
- Games
- General
- General Douchery
- Global Warming
- government
- Guns
- Health Care
- Hobbies
- Human Rights
- humor
- Immigration
- international
- internet
- Internet Privacy
- Kids
- legal
- Lost Columns Archive
- media
- medical
- military
- Movies
- music
- Nanny State
- NEW WORLD ORDER
- no agenda
- OTR
- Phones
- Photography
- Police State
- Politics
- Racism
- Recipe Nook
- religion
- Research
- Reviews
- Scams
- school
- science
- Security
- Show Biz
- Society
- software
- space
- sports
- strange
- Stupid
- Swamp Gas Sightings
- Taxes
- tech
- Technology
- television
- Terrorism
- The Internet
- travel
- Video
- video games
- War on Drugs
- Whatever happened to..
- Whistling through the Graveyard
- WTF!
Pages
- (Press Release): Comes Versus Microsoft
- A Post of the Infamous “Dvorak” Video
- All Dvorak Uncensored special posting Logos
- An Audit by Another Name: An Insiders Look at Microsoft’s SAM Engagement Program
- Another Slide Show Test — Internal use
- Apple Press Photos Collection circa 1976-1985
- April Fool’s 2008
- April Fool’s 2008 redux
- Archives of Special Reports, Essays and Older Material
- Avis Coupon Codes
- Best of the Videos on Dvorak Uncensored — August 2005
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Dec. 2006
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored July 2007
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Nov. 2006
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Oct. 2006
- Best Videos of Dvorak Uncensored Sept. 2006
- Budget Rental Coupons
- Commercial of the day
- Consolidated List of Video Posting services
- Contact
- Develping a Grading System for Digital Cameras
- Dvorak Uncensored LOGO Redesign Contest
- eHarmony promotional code
- Forbes Knuckles Under to Political Correctness? The Real Story Here.
- Gadget Sites
- GoDaddy promo code
- Gregg on YouTube
- Hi Tech Christmas Gift Ideas from Dvorak Uncensored
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Five: GE
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Four: Honeywell
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf One: Burroughs
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Seven: NCR
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Six: RCA
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Three: Control-Data
- IBM and the Seven Dwarfs — Dwarf Two: Sperry-Rand
- Important Wash State Cams
- LifeLock Promo Code
- Mexican Take Over Vids (archive)
- NASDAQ Podium
- No Agenda Mailing List Signup Here
- Oracle CEO Ellison’s Yacht at Tradeshow
- Quiz of the Week Answer…Goebbels, Kind of.
- Real Chicken Fricassee Recipe
- Restaurant Figueira Rubaiyat — Sao Paulo, Brasil
- silverlight test 1
- Slingbox 1
- Squarespace Coupon
- TEST 2 photos
- test of audio player
- test of Brightcove player 2
- Test of photo slide show
- test of stock quote script
- test page reuters
- test photo
- The Fairness Doctrine Page
- The GNU GPL and the American Way
- The RFID Page of Links
- translation test
- Whatever Happened to APL?
- Whatever Happened to Bubble Memory?
- Whatever Happened to CBASIC?
- Whatever Happened to Compact Disc Interactive (aka CDi)?
- Whatever Happened to Context MBA?
- Whatever Happened to Eliza?
- Whatever Happened to IBM’s TopView?
- Whatever Happened to Lotus Jazz?
- Whatever Happened to MSX Computers?
- Whatever Happened to NewWord?
- Whatever Happened to Prolog?
- Whatever Happened to the Apple III?
- Whatever Happened to the Apple Lisa?
- Whatever Happened to the First Personal Computer?
- Whatever Happened to the Gavilan Mobile Computer?
- Whatever Happened to the IBM “Stretch” Computer?
- Whatever Happened to the Intel iAPX432?
- Whatever Happened to the Texas Instruments Home Computer?
- Whatever Happened to Topview?
- Whatever Happened to Wordstar?
- Wolfram Alpha Can Create Nifty Reports
Cripes..incredible weirdness.
it was posted on digg earlier, so I assume its now on the digg effect
Ummm,
and shipping costs??
Reviewer: Bob Hope (a pseudonym) “sic semper tyrannis” (near the Tuscan border) – See all my reviews
Tuscan Whole Milk is a sham; plain and simple. It is neither from Tuscany, whole, nor really milk for that matter; I also doubt seriously that it is either 1 gallon or 128 fl oz.
I have visited the “dairy” where the “cows” are “milked” and let me tell you, do NOT drink this milk. I collected specimens of the various products from this “dairy,” along with some photos, but the gaurds did not let me leave with them. After a lengthy interegation they allowed me to go, but I’m worried that I am still being watched.
I don’t know why I’m writing this now – I know they’ll find me…and I know that they will remove my message to all of you. If you see this before it is – and I fear I am – taken down, please remember me…and do NOT drink this “milk.”
———————————————————————————————–
That shit is funny
This isn’t so weird at all IMO, I mean http://www.ytmnd.com probably has YTMND’s about this and I’d imagine a couple of the “reviewers” are themselves users of it.
Here’s another review of this milk:
There I was, a pilgrim in an unholy land, weeping in the ashes of my once cherished Monarch, with only my satellite phone, Forest Invader, and Mr. Lucas by my side, trying desperately to enjoy the remaining gallon of Tuscan Whole milk the tribe left for us…
That’s a little snippet from a very long “review” that sound more like the stuff coming out of a J. Peterman catalog.
Very weird indeed. Looks almost like some junior college creative writing course was let loose in this thing.
Re: #7
Exactly why I never buy bread at the supermarket. Well… unless they have a health-food section. Not only is the regular stuff full of preservatives, they mix in so much air that it’s a rip-off.
By the way, I’m Canadian.
so, what are the odds there are one or two milk-related flame wars going on in the 441 posted reviews?
#7…cyberdork…..no insults….my Mom and Dad and I have this science project going on. We bought a package of Hot Dog buns opened them and removed 2…we put the other 6 back into the fridge, that was in January…..still not a trace of mold or anything else.
We decided to try this because my older brother Jeremy claimed he had 3 hot dog buns in his fridge for 7 months without mold and we wanted to see if he was lying….lol….so far, he wasn’t. The brand name is Berkeley Farms.
11 We bought a package of Hot Dog buns opened them and removed 2…we put the other 6 back into the fridge, that was in January…..still not a trace of mold or anything else.
You mean its not just Twinkies…??