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Reviewing items on Amazon seems to bring out the creative juices, so to speak, in many.



  1. Cripes..incredible weirdness.

  2. joe says:

    it was posted on digg earlier, so I assume its now on the digg effect

  3. ECA says:

    Ummm,
    and shipping costs??

  4. chris says:

    Reviewer: Bob Hope (a pseudonym) “sic semper tyrannis” (near the Tuscan border) – See all my reviews
    Tuscan Whole Milk is a sham; plain and simple. It is neither from Tuscany, whole, nor really milk for that matter; I also doubt seriously that it is either 1 gallon or 128 fl oz.

    I have visited the “dairy” where the “cows” are “milked” and let me tell you, do NOT drink this milk. I collected specimens of the various products from this “dairy,” along with some photos, but the gaurds did not let me leave with them. After a lengthy interegation they allowed me to go, but I’m worried that I am still being watched.

    I don’t know why I’m writing this now – I know they’ll find me…and I know that they will remove my message to all of you. If you see this before it is – and I fear I am – taken down, please remember me…and do NOT drink this “milk.”
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    That shit is funny

  5. DavidtheDuke says:

    This isn’t so weird at all IMO, I mean http://www.ytmnd.com probably has YTMND’s about this and I’d imagine a couple of the “reviewers” are themselves users of it.

  6. Gibson says:

    Here’s another review of this milk:

    There I was, a pilgrim in an unholy land, weeping in the ashes of my once cherished Monarch, with only my satellite phone, Forest Invader, and Mr. Lucas by my side, trying desperately to enjoy the remaining gallon of Tuscan Whole milk the tribe left for us…

    That’s a little snippet from a very long “review” that sound more like the stuff coming out of a J. Peterman catalog.

    Very weird indeed. Looks almost like some junior college creative writing course was let loose in this thing.

  7. Re: #7

    Exactly why I never buy bread at the supermarket. Well… unless they have a health-food section. Not only is the regular stuff full of preservatives, they mix in so much air that it’s a rip-off.

    By the way, I’m Canadian.

  8. doug says:

    so, what are the odds there are one or two milk-related flame wars going on in the 441 posted reviews?

  9. joshua says:

    #7…cyberdork…..no insults….my Mom and Dad and I have this science project going on. We bought a package of Hot Dog buns opened them and removed 2…we put the other 6 back into the fridge, that was in January…..still not a trace of mold or anything else.

    We decided to try this because my older brother Jeremy claimed he had 3 hot dog buns in his fridge for 7 months without mold and we wanted to see if he was lying….lol….so far, he wasn’t. The brand name is Berkeley Farms.

  10. Mike Voice says:

    11 We bought a package of Hot Dog buns opened them and removed 2…we put the other 6 back into the fridge, that was in January…..still not a trace of mold or anything else.

    You mean its not just Twinkies…??


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