With due respect to the paraphrased line from the movie I used as a title, I don’t think it takes an exorcist to know who may need to pay up. You’re whipped on this one, Jim!

An Open Letter to James Randi Regarding His “One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge.”

Dear James Randi,

I am writing to you in regard to your offer of $1 million to anyone who can demonstrate, under proper conditions of scientific trial, paranormal abilities. I deeply admire your policy of holding those who claim to possess supernatural powers to the rigorous standards of scientific inquiry and rational thought by working with these claimants to develop a preliminary, and then a formal, test of those abilities.

The warning, posted so ominously (and, dare I say, smugly) on your website, that “no one has ever passed the preliminary tests” only deepens my conviction to be the first.

Delightfully, I have not only a love for the scientific method but also a demonstrable paranormal skill! I have the ability to control men’s minds with my vagina.

To test the claim that I can control men’s minds with my vagina, I propose the following experiment:

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