The Borowitz Report .com

Negative ads blasting Democratic nominee Sen. John Kerry hit the airwaves today in a campaign financed by a group calling itself Swift Boat Lesbians for Truth.

The group, composed entirely of gay daughters of swift boat veterans, appears to be attempting to drive a wedge between Mr. Kerry and a traditionally Democratic voting bloc, the so-called “NASCAR Dykes.”

In the ads, the swift boat lesbians angrily denounce Mr. Kerry for bringing up Vice President Dick Cheney’s gay daughter Mary in the third and final presidential debate.

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via M. Hom



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