Bring your favorite beverage where you want, when you want. Sneaky™ Shorts have been specially designed to STAY THIN WHEN FILLED so they are FULLY CONCEALABLE under your pants or shorts. Makes a great Novelty Gift that is as functional as it is unique, whether its for a sports fan or an adventurer! See Sneaky Uses links, to see how the Dr. can help you.
* Wearable, CONCEALABLE, Beverage Container
* Thin, Flexible, and Reusable
* One-Size-Fits-All
* Holds over 24 oz
* Durable double wall construction
Um…..no….not in a thousand years…..no way.
My grandfather had something like this, though it didn’t hold his favorite beverage.
What about body heat? Nasty!
How many people are going to fill them with an ice cold beverage, and be disappointed when it is body temperature when they finally get to where they are “sneaking” into…?
I can’t wait for someone to try passing through airport security while wearing one of these… you think its bad now, when we have to let them check our shoes! [grin]
Just wait until the terrorist use Sneaky Shorts to poison our water supply. Doesn’t everyone know that we can not make anything because terrorist will use it against us? I hope everyone can sleep better at night.
“If Shelly Morrison from Will & Grace knows the Dr. It’s about time YOU DID TOO!”
Oh my god, I’m sold now that they’ve shown me a photo of Shelly Morrison holding an unopened packet!
Now, that’s a handy gizmo!
Lets say you had to have a whiz at the baseball game. The bases are loaded, one guy out, the pitcher is empty…
“Hey, bro. I get a beer?”
“Sure!”
*Unzips*
“Uh… Thanks anyway.”
These are mostly used to beat drug tests.
We live in a society in which we sometimes need to hide beverages. Think about it. I’m in freaking Singapore now.