A woman who woke up with one breast double the size of the other says pop star Pink was crucial to alerting her to the problem.
Kimberley Koy says she thought the experience was “very funny” – once she was told it was not breast cancer.
The cattle station worker’s ballooning boob shot out overnight after a plane trip to Sydney to see pop sensation Pink.
But the trouble, her doctor told her, had started a week earlier when a runaway cow had stabbed Ms Koy in the chest with its horn as she worked on a Cape York property.
And then things turned a little odd.
I must agree with you Dave …. there is no word worth wasting here besides wtf
uh-oh… so she’s got silicone liquid in her body now from the broken implant… that’s going to cause her health problems.
I’m with Sir Mix-A-Lot: Silicon parts are for toys!
…and now back to real news…
Airplanes pressurize to 10K feet. You have one/half normal sea level pressure at 18K Feet. If the implants were “all air” there might have been a 50% increase in size?
But silicon does not expand with airpressure, it is a liquid. And those bags aren’t supposed to have air in them.
Sounds like a basic infection causing tissue swelling that was just matched up with external events, but I’d have to examine her tits to make sure.
How about: “One Cow Damages Tits, Another Cow Saves Woman.”
Methinks one cow poked another cow.
This girl sounds like a real boob.
Also…
I’m glad she’s okay. It would be terrible if it was fatal and she found herself… tits-up.
Bob Dole thinks you are milking the puns.
#2 The negative health effects of silicon implants have pretty much been disproved.
Not sure the title is that hard to come up with.
“Horny Cow enlarges Kay’s breast”
Seems perfectly simple and logical to me line to me. No worse than most of your titles. =)
– Ben
I had to videotape a breast implant operation for a medical reporter. In this case, the surgeon did all the work through the nipple. The entire operation is creepy and weird, and watching the doctor “clean out” the area inside,through the nipple, using a long handled small spatula implement, using motions I use when cleaning the bathroom, is disgusting. Altogether, it ruined breasts as an attractive feature on a woman. Hey! How about salt water filled balloons inside your penis? Like that idea?
With Current Aircraft technology that is in the Air, the maximum allowable difference in Pressure is approx 8.6PSI Differential Pressure, (delta) this is usually around 7/8000 Feet, with the new technology Carbon Fibre aircraft Fuselage(s) like the B787 the Altitudes will be lower in the Cabin and allow more humidity in the cabin. Right Now the Cabin Pressure, if makes its way above apprx 9500 feet will cause a warning (aural) in the flight deck to the Aircrew, the masks will auto deploy at approx 14500 feet. Not that this has anything much to do with the Story, but it may be more educational and interesting to some then the story itself, as its really a non story…
So breast implants for mountaineers, are a no no?
I’d have to examine that myself before I’m convinced.
I’ve been with many many women and I can say without a doubt that fake boobs are better than real, saggy, drooping, wrinkled breasts any time. The only time real boobs are good is on a girl who is 26 years or younger, after that age they are gone.
#2 said:
I’m with Sir Mix-A-Lot: Silicon parts are for toys!
Since when are breasts NOT toys???
Hey Bobbo – that’s what caught my attention, too. First the lowered air pressure ain’t all that much lower. Even if the plane weren’t pressurized. But the important thing is that liquids don’t expand and contract very much with pressure changes. The implant may have ruptured but that isn’t going to make her expand like a balloon! It’s the same amount of liquid, after all. Naw. It sounds to me like this lady has a massive bruise.