Mmmmm, ketchup!!
NewsMax.com: Inside Cover Story
“The wedding party took over a highly regarded island restaurant, the Chanticleer Inn, where every place setting was decorated with a tiny bottle of Heinz ketchup,” the paper revealed.
According to a witness interviewed by the Times, Heinz Kerry’s son Chris opened one of the ketchup bottles and “daubed Mr. Kerry on the forehead with ketchup, to welcome him into the family and its tomato-based fortune.”
In another bizarre twist that would foreshadow some of presidential candidate Kerry’s image problems nine years later, the entertainment for the evening featured a band called “The French Millionaires.”
In its Sunday report, the Times explored other never-before-reported aspects of Kerry’s opulent lifestyle.
I annoint thee, Mr. Ketchup.
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