Subway pervert Kevin Bishop faces 90 days in jail after a Harlem woman snapped pictures of him allegedly masturbating on a northbound No. 3 train.
The 44-year-old grandfather was hauled before a Manhattan judge Friday and slapped with a misdemeanor public lewdness charge.
Bishop was nabbed Thursday, six days after he allegedly victimized Celeana White, who works as an administrative specialist for the FBI and who took the photos of him on her cell phone at about 4:45 p.m.
“I deeply apologize for what happened,” Bishop told police, according to the court documents. “I do admit the whole truth.”
Bishop did offer an explanation in his defense.
“That’s me in the pictures, my private parts fell out,” Bishop told cops, according to court documents. “I looked down and it was out, it just popped out. I was trying to put it back.”
I dunno, but for some reason I can’t put my finger on, I can’t quite buy his story. Can’t be his 64 previous, assorted arrests. What could it be…
Summer rerun.
#1 – Mel the K
Just in case you missed the first one…
It could happen to any one! My private parts fell out just yesterday. I need to wear either underwear or longer cuffs.
The real criminal here is the pornographer snapping off those cell phone photos!
Shouldn’t the previous topic be the one thats multiplying?
#1,2,4: There was a glitch in the blog’s database. It’s all better now — everything has been put back into it’s pants…
44-year-old grandfather, huh? Seems his privates fell out pretty early, along with his half-brain.
What the HELL was that Celina woman doing taking photos anyway.
Fucking pervert!
Who cares about anyone masturbating anyway? are you all idiots?
Animby, nice spin you should be a lawyer.
Dave, can’t buy the story? Could it have something to do with the look on his face? He’s obviously locked on to someone and is undressing them. lol
mal are you Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou
by any chance.
Anyone remember the Seinfeld episode, where
Elaine says “He took it out.”
Kramer then says “Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can’t breathe in there. It’s in human.”