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Janet Schulte believed the man when he told her by phone that his 40-something, disabled brother needed a caregiver who could bottle-feed him and change his diapers.

What the Melbourne woman can’t believe is that he committed no crime, now that she said she has found out the situation was a charade: that the man and his brother were same person.

And that he didn’t have the disabilities he claimed to have.

“I feel violated,” Schulte said, sharing her story because she said the man has deceived other women and will try again. “I feel disgusted.”

Investigators and prosecutors have refused to pursue charges, saying Schulte was paid and agreed to provide the care.




  1. Somebody_Else says:

    “Diaper Bandit” John C. Dvorak strikes again!

    You can drop the charade, we know you’re a tad bit older than 40-something. 🙂

  2. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    Maybe Alfie has a sense of humor after all.

  3. Poppa Boner says:

    Were baby wipes involved?

    Inquiring minds…

  4. bill says:

    Works every time!!!!

    Try it!!!

  5. jccalhoun says:

    weird. the woman did get paid $600 a week though. I suppose she could sue for emotional distress or something like that.

  6. Phydeau says:

    Heh… maybe it was David Vitter (known as Vitter the Shitter by the whores of New Orleans)

  7. bobbo, its only perverted the first time says:

    Who here hasn’t tried “I’ve got blue balls” to see if their honey had any nursing talent?

  8. Rich says:

    I’M A-GOING TO WALGREENS!

  9. Dale says:

    At first glance I thought she was a charitable good Samaritan whose kindness was exploited. But if she was being paid…Hope it was plenty but could never be enough.

  10. chris says:

    So she thought a guy with a problem was paying her to change diapers. Then she found out he had a problem and was paying her to change diapers…

    I guess if you’re a professional butt-wipe you have to maintain your standards.

  11. Animby says:

    Chris: Well said.

    Personally, I can’t stop laughing… You’d think the lady would have been suspicious that this guy managed to transport himself to her house every day … FOR THREE MONTHS?

  12. Greg Allen says:

    I’m guessing she shot at a civil lawsuit, if this creepy guy has any money.

  13. Mr. Fusion says:

    #2, Sister Mary Hand Grenade

    http://google.com/images?q=tbn:xrpA-kSlhppFfM::www.potpiegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/thumbs-up.jpg


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