As we plunge into the 21st century, it is time we take a closer look at the technological wonders we create. Here, we try to discover just a little bit more about the world around us through the miracles of science, technology, and preservatives.
We hope you enjoy this educational tour as we work to characterize everybody’s favorite Easter candy, the Marshmallow Peep.
Peep Surgery: One of the great mysteries of the Peep species is that these creatures are always born as conjoined quintuplets. Some scientists have theorized that this arrangement, much like pack behavior in other species, serves as a natural protection against predators. As evidence, note that Peeps are most often consumed by predators only after they have been separated from their siblings. Conversely, Peeps which remain attached to their siblings are rarely preyed upon.
Nevertheless, as Peeps integrate into modern society, there is no ethical reason they should be denied the benefits of individualism, freed from the bonds of their sticky, marshmallow kin.
We thus applied the advances of modern medicine to attempt this miracle separation of these 5 brave volunteers.
Don’t forget to visit the home of Peeps!
And a story on Peeps wouldn’t be complete without a journey along with…
Hi this is my first ever post. So I will State that i am a blind user and my spelling is not up to par so sorry on that. I listen to twit and have found your blog very intresting. Thoughts and beleaves are all part of the free world. and i am just telling john to keep up the good work and dont ever change. The trueth and thoughts of people should be herd and listened to. your not allways right but hell who is. i liked this story because it was reminding me and my kids about the dinosause. who eats who and so on. well bud keep it up..
The Peeps shall ever rule…
I woke up Sunday morning and those darn Peeps were taking over the yard. I confess. I went out there and started tearing apart their stupid little family gatherings. I ripped them from the embrace of their siblings. And I gorged myself on them.
The best part is the stupid things are so slow you don’t even need a gun to shoot them. They just lay there waiting for you. Stupid little puffy sweet things my butt. Die suckers DIE !!!
Wow, ok, I’m alright, I got it out of my system.