 Taiwan Beauty Ratsnake |
A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home.
“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”
The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
“As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go,” the director, who declined to be named, said. “A snake’s mouth isn’t always clean.”
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
That’s gotta sting!
Adds new meaning to “trouser snake.”
i thought it was Taiwan?
Gee it was in his toilet…. I would bet it’s mouth was not that clean…
I hate when that happens.
Here is an easy one…
I always see a big snake while using the bathroom
Iv heard about adding INCHES, but this is the hard way.. and I dont know if the wife would allow it.
Finally, there’s an alternative to the idiom … “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”
Ya just gota beat it off when that happens.
“A snake’s mouth isn’t always clean.”
Cleaner I’ll bet than the mouths of most prostitutes.
Why do I find the quote “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.” funny?
Now is that the kind of story you want to tell your kids?
Sucking out the poison, wasn’t an option?
#4 for the win
How do you not notice there’s a snake in the toilet before you sit down? He must have been on the piss.
Beats getting bit by a black widow while using the outhouse.
virtuous info. nice dlog