“Me want Food!”

Baby Agatha Holloway who was born prematurely and underweight is eating food containing 20,000 calories every week to help her reach a healthy weight.

Agatha must plough through at least 3,000 calories a day – 500 more than the NHS recommends for men – after she was born three months prematurely weighing just 3lb 11oz.

At the age of 16 months, she still weighs only 17lb and has been advised by a paediatric dietician to eat the three full meals a day as well as fatty snacks. Her diet typically includes porridge with clotted cream for breakfast and toast laden with chocolate spread, followed by midmorning snacks such as avocado and hummus.

Lunch usually consists of high fat roasted meats such as duck, lamb or pork, mashed potatoes with added cream, roasted vegetables in olive oil, and chocolate desserts and bananas.

The toddler has bagels spread in full fat cheese and chocolate fingers to keep her going through the afternoon.

She then eats tuna, mash with butter and baked beans followed by rice pudding and clotted cream in the evening, followed by a bed time snack of porridge with clotted cream and custard.

Her mother Samantha, who longs to feed her fruit and vegetables, said: “It’s hard, and against your natural instincts as a mother, which is to give your child healthy food.”

The 35-year-old management consultant from Cobham, Surrey, added: “But I know it’s better than having her fed by tube. Agatha weighed 3lb 11oz when she was born on New Year’s Eve 2007 at St George’s Hospital in Tooting, South London.

Ugh! I hope they have a good diaper service.




  1. orangetiki says:

    Somebody call Richard Simmons!!

  2. Dallas says:

    I can tell you right now, she’s gonna be a big girl.

  3. hhopper says:

    Sounds like British food all right.

  4. McCullough says:

    Is that a bottle of Cuervo on the table?

  5. AdmFubar says:

    hhmmm garbage in…. garbage out..

    more pampers please…

  6. Somebody_Else says:

    No kidding about the diapers, yuck. I’d just find a way to suspend the kid over a bucket all day.

  7. LisaLisa says:

    Oh wow. I’m the mom of a preemie born at 24 weeks. He weighed 1lb 13oz. Preemies catch up on their own schedule- and that often takes several years. While increasing calories is common to help with weight gain, this seems insane to me. My preemie is now 4 years old, and weighs 32 pounds. He is perfectly healthy, even if he is on the lower end of the growth charts.

  8. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    McC…looks like olive oil.

    This one is triggering my BS sensor.

  9. yankinwaoz says:

    In order to save the baby we had to kill it.

  10. McCullough says:

    #8. Yeah, seems sketchy. Heck, I weigh 220lbs and I can’t eat over 2000 calories a day to maintain that, AND I work out religiously.

  11. Mr. Fusion says:

    #8, Mr. Baggins,

    I agree. This doesn’t sound right. 3K calories is too many for someone that weight.

    The crucial factor would be to add the content as mass (muscle and bone), not fat. Along with the extra food should be extra exercise.

  12. OvenMaster says:

    That kid is gonna have clogged arteries and sky-high cholesterol before she even gets to pre-school.

    Can you say “heart disease”?

  13. Greg Allen says:

    This doesn’t surprise me at all. Normal babies grow at an amazing rate and eat a diet that would kill an adult.

  14. meetsy says:

    call Oprah, get this kid some KFC

  15. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    Future FUPA of America.

  16. Nimby says:

    This is ringing BS bells like crazy. I’ve always avoided working on kids whenever possible so I’m certainly not an expert on premie diets. But, I can tell you that the kid at 17 pounds is NOT severely underweight (at 16 months should be weighing at between 20 and 24 pounds) and that infants in that age range should normally be getting about 1,000 to 1,400 Calories (kilocalories) per day. Infants require a large percentage of their nutrition to come from fat as much as 50% but, by her age,usually around 35-40% but only about 12-15% protein. The thing is, if she’s fighting for every breath, then the calories can go quickly. But the photo makes her look like a pretty healthy toddler. Even if she does need that rich a diet, there are better options than bagels and cream cheese with chocolates! And you will hardly ever hear a British mum sating, I wish I could feed her fresh fruit. So, all in all, it just sounds to me like they are raising another, typical British fat chick.

  17. Uncle Patso says:

    Skeptical. But then, this _is_ the publication that proudly displays as its other big stories of the day:

    *The Ultimate Star Trek Bachelor Pad (PICS)
    *Oompa-Loompa and Teletubby in a drunken brawl
    *Chocolate-powered racing car revealed

    And, yes, that is olive oil, not Tequila — I’ve seen the same brand on sale locally.

    Now I’m hungry…
    afk
    brb

  18. Paddy-O says:

    Ever seen a 16 month old try and eat a bagel? This is B.S.

  19. Nimby says:

    #18 = Paddy-O : Yes, I have. Well, more of a teething ring…

  20. Paddy-O says:

    #19 – Exactly.

  21. deowll says:

    Unless there is something _way_ wrong with her digestive system she’d have already died of overweight if she ate that much!


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