Gets to be a daddy after allA mother has been given permission to take sperm from her dead son so she can have the option of carrying out his wish to have children. Nikolas Colton Evans, 21, died on Sunday in hospital after a fight outside a bar in Austin, Texas…
“I want him to live on. I want to keep a piece of him,” she told the Austin American-Statesman newspaper
Travis County Probate Judge Guy Herman ruled she could collect the sperm after an emergency hearing requested by the mother.
Court documents said the sperm had to be collected within 24 hours of Mr Evans being removed from life support unless the body was cooled to no more than 4C.
Judge Herman ordered the county medical examiner to continue storing the body at the proper temperature until the sperm could be collected.
So, uh, anyone ask his mom who’s gonna get to use the sperm?
Eideard, you’re a sick sick man.
Yup. Don’t let anyone outside Texas hear about this.
How do they collect it? Nevermind, forget I asked that question…I don’t want to know.
collection is done in this manner
http://tinyurl.com/ah1n
thank goodness. because you know there aren’t enough people on the planet to reproduce or anything like that. or any kids that already exist without anyone to take care of them or anything…
Killed in a bar fight? It looks like the life guard at the gene pool has done his job. Now they want to create another generation of bar fighters – whiskey, tango, foxtrot.
Maybe the Octomom will drop by for a sample.
You know what they say… “Keep Austin Weird”.
I love you #6. Best response ever!
So the plot thickens, my coworker said she heard the news on the radio this morning and that this little idiot wanted three sons and already had their names picked out. So now future grandma wants three grandsons. Maybe she should have a talk with bat shit crazy Octo Mom.
http://tinyurl.com/bukke
So, uh, anyone ask his mom who’s gonna get to use the sperm?
This lady?
Incest In America!
Hello, Jägermeister!
You know, I could have gone all day without seeing that picture. 😯
What’s wrong BubbaRay? You don’t like milk?