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A big glob of SquezzBacon on toast, washed down with a warm Unicorn Chaser. Just makes a great start for a wonderful day…
What fad is next ?
is my boss going to squeeze the life and my blood out of me as well
Dvorak Uncensored has been scooped by Dvorak’s own Cagematch again. Check out yesterday’s discussion on the topic at Cagematch. And remember, anyone can start a new topic over at Cagematch.
I’m going to go use the squeeze bacon as a topping for my PC EZ Bake Oven caffeinated dehydrated meatloaf.
I like the American-style breakfast: Fruit Loops with that bacon glop on top of it. Yeah, they think highly of us.
I’ve eaten worse. When I visited Perth a girlfriend of mine prepared breakfast, coffee and toast. She put some crap called Vegemite on the toast, damn that was nasty! I was crazy for the girl so I smiled and told her how good it was and she went on about how healthy it was.
Finally! Something to show for Embryonic stem cell research.
That reminds me of the Rolling Stones’ song: “Leaving my satisfaction the no.”
Did everyone catch the Betamax to HD-DVD converter?
How about the Screened Sphorb?
Oh well, back to eating my Spazztroids.
Scott,
All my Sphorbs are finite yet unbounded. Don’t visit on Thursdays.
KD,
But … I would gladly pay you Thursday for a caffeinated meatloaf with squeeze bacon on it today.
Scott,
Well, OK, but caffeinated only. And i*3.141592653 Sphorbs worth only, please, I dislike rational numbers.
yum
#11 – KD,
They’re not rational, just rationalizing … like most humans.
Sphorbtalk is outlawed in the Americas.
What was up with that accent?
#15 – SuperTom,
ThinkGeek is a great site, and is an actual store, despite the 4/1 appearance to the contrary. To understand the accent in the video, you must go to the site.
(aside)
Let me see, you would be from Austria.
Am I right?
No, I am Inga from Sweden.
Sweden? But you’re wearing Lederhosen.
Ja, for sure, from Sweden.
(/aside)
Let’s see, my guess is the “aside” is from Trading Places with Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis (yum!).
It could be worse, it could be this kind of bacon flavoured item.
http://tinyurl.com/ddkx7c
Leo Laporte and Dick De Bartolo did “Digi-vina”
a digital music to vinyl converter that uses recycled water and soda bottles…
#17 – KD,
Of course it is.
Please do be helping me with my rooksack?
#5 Vegamite has to be one of the most tasty spreads in the world. I personally put it on so you cannot see the bread underneath.
IIRC, the yanks (USA people) tried to turn it into “space food” at Woomera in the sixties.