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A Fort Lauderdale man said he killed his girlfriend in an argument over beer and then tried to have sex with her corpse, according to the arrest warrant.

Robert Conde, 41, was arrested Wednesday and charged with one count of first-degree murder in the death of Ruth Ann Trueblood, said police spokeswoman Detective Yvette Martinez.

Conde told police he and Trueblood were drinking together outdoors when she told him he couldn’t have more beer. He told police he got upset and beat her up, saying she was on her back defenseless as he punched her several times in the face until he knew she was dead.

Conde took off her pants and unsuccessfully tried to have sex with her, the arrest report said he told police.

After he told police he didn’t know her, he said, “OK, all right. I did it. I killed her,” the arrest report said.

Well, that part was tidy.




  1. Firefly says:

    Mighty fine shindig

  2. Nimby says:

    I do like my beer.

  3. Special Ed says:

    This guy had 2 dozen prior arrests, WTF? I’m sure he’ll get successful buttsecks in jail and then hopefully, they beat him to death.

  4. faxon says:

    Ya know, I wonder if there is any other species on the planet capable of such anti-species behavior? I doubt it. Evolution cancels out such miscreants. But humans? Wellll.. every human life is sacred, isn’t it??

  5. SoobieTech says:

    You sure this story isn’t out of Wisconsin?

  6. bobbo says:

    #4–faxon==we are but advanced killer chimps. We kill for sex and food all the time. Grow up – accept reality and DEAL with it.

    Further on topic==this really would be a shame if her only thoughts were for his health, but, if she just wanted the beer for herself – – – – well, then.

  7. Luc says:

    What, newspaper police section trivialities? Geez, this site has been going downhill over the last few weeks. What the hell is going on there?

  8. Named says:

    6,

    #4–faxon==we are but advanced killer chimps. We kill for sex and food all the time. Grow up – accept reality and DEAL with it.

    YOU might be. But don’t paint the rest of humankind with the same brush. Thanks!

  9. kineticdc says:

    wow, what an idiot!!!

  10. Mr. Fusion says:

    #7, Luc,

    Geez, this site has been going downhill over the last few weeks. What the hell is going on there?

    Well, it has been going downhill for about the six years I’ve been visiting. BUT, I notice this downhill is getting better all the time.

    If ya don’t like the joint, don’t come back.

  11. Christina Trueblood says:

    I understand that people find live news entertaining but a story such as my mother being murdered in cold blood because she was trying to stop a violent man from drinking is NOT entertainment…its a tragedy.My mothers parents are still alive as well as 3 of her 4 children,all 3 of her siblings and her grandson-I pray to the Lord for all of you ignorant people that find comedy out of such an ugly brutal death that God helps you find your humanity and hearts
    Please allow our family to process this loss rather than blast the internet w/ disgusting comments for your laughs ITS SICK!!!!!


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