The prosecutor during his closing argument.

A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack.

Barbara Asher, a 56-year-old woman who called herself Mistress Lauren M, was also cleared of dismembering the man’s corpse to conceal the death.

Prosecutors said that 53-year-old Michael Lord suffered a heart attack in 2000 during a bondage session in a “dungeon” in Asher’s condominium.

Asher had her boyfriend chop up the body of the 275-pound retired telephone company worker, and they dumped it behind a restaurant in Maine, prosecutors said.

His remains have not been found.

I’ve been vaguely noticing this case for a while. No body, no DNA, no evidence against the hooker except for the DA’s conjectures. Sounds like a prosecutor getting ready to run for attorney general.

But, I wouldn’t stop in for a hamburger at that restaurant!