F & F Metal Products, Inc. produces the Art Casket ™ series whose exteriors are decorated with full-color photographs, artwork, and imagery that reflect the life of the deceased. The Art Casket ™ line includes military caskets, religious caskets, special interest caskets, and lifestyle caskets.
Perhaps the best part of golf is the scenery. There’s no better way to celebrate the life of a golf enthusiast with an Art Casket that captures the magic of the early morning light on a breathtaking fairway.
These dudes have found an innovative niche in the death-business. Actually pretty trick.
Of course, my wife asked if they had one for the legal profession: “How many lawyers can you fit in this box?”
WRT the lawyers, I provide the rather obscure but pictureseque reference to Paolo Farinato’s coffin in just inside the gates of Dis in Dante’s inferno. For those of you who can’t pull such obscure information out of the air, it was a nice metal sarcophagus, shared with many of the souls of the damned and heated to a fine red glow by the fires of hell.
The Chinese government banned ground burials decades ago, in all but remote regions without crematoriums, because families were going broke buying elaborate coffins. I want that new freeze dried, turn you into fertilizer method. Maybe I can make that dang pecan tree finally bare nuts.
I’d like to put out in space somewhere around the sun region.