Police in Memphis, Tennessee, say a woman mistook a block of cheese for cocaine — and tried to hire a hit man to kill four men and steal it.

Police say the 18-year-old woman was mistaken about the hit man, too. He was an undercover policeman.

She’s charged with four counts of attempted murder and four more of soliciting a murder.

Authorities say the aspiring model was in the men’s house recently when she saw the white, crumbly cheese that she thought was cocaine.

“Aspiring model”. For what — hoe handles?



  1. Ima Fish says:

    Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongly.

    She aspires to be a model in the same way I aspire to be human. One day it could happen, one day.

  2. Andrew P says:

    You Americans are nuts :p

    Dvorak come to the TechHoliday Meetup!

  3. Jim Dermitt says:

    There was a gal that hire a hitman for 10K to kill her unloving hubby.
    5K up front and 5K when the hit is finished.
    A month goes by and then two. The hubby is still alive. She starts wondering when he will be killed. The guy who took the 5K is off having a good time. His buddy asks about the hit. He tells him that he isn’t going to kill somebody for ten grand. What’s she going to do, call the police on me? The woman ended up dead.

  4. Steven Tate says:

    You know what they say about super-moldy cheeses, they pack quite the punch.

  5. Improbus says:

    Good grief … if you want something done right … do it YOURSELF!

  6. Ima Fish says:

    Here’s a link with more information, AND a photo:

    http://www.todaysthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=21696

    Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see a modeling career for this woman.

  7. site admin says:

    I’ve seen plenty of women who look like this without make-up and who are dazzling when loadied up after two hours in the chair. Most models are not that hot looking without a lot of makeup. There are some exceptions to this, but not many.

  8. Mike Cannali says:

    Must of been Courtney Love – opps she’s far from 18

  9. dawg says:

    Are they sure it wasn’t Tom Sizemore dressed as a woman?


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